The DUMP you took 10 minutes ago... Where is it now?

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Mine is tunneling it's way under the Millennium Dome...

Track your dump at:

Flush Tracker - World Toilet Day

 

[bhamex1901]

Still there... My flush just broke which is bloody great

 

[Everest]

Still in my pants

 

[Mackenzie]

In the septic tank at the bottom of the garden, unless I've been burgled.

 

[Hiney]

What a TREMENDOUS website

 

[patchamalbion]

WHAT A SITE!!! mines hovering around Staverton Airport

 

[skipper734]

What a TREMENDOUS website

Told it 1 hour ago, apparently it's now in Fair Oak.

 

[Hiney]

Told it 1 hour ago, apparently it's now in Fair Oak.

Mine's on it's way up Shamblehurst Lane

 

[skipper734]

Mine's on it's way up Shamblehurst Lane

I think they will eventually mingle.

 

[highway61]

mines heading from LA towards Worthing!!! apt

 

[Meade's Ball]

I will follow this more closely. I'd like to know whether the one i did this morning has slowed up and number two number two is catching up with "Him". 4.4mph at the minute. Go number two number two!!

 

[Titanic]

I haven't been through it yet... so it's still sitting on my computer.

 

[tubaman]

Lost track of mine. think it dispersed and is heading in all directions.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Headed for Hastings Town Centre currently. Will probably fit in very well

 

[redneb]

This website doesnt take account for whether I've produced something solid or shat through the eye of a needle. What a toilet site.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

My turd hasn't gone anywhere. I guess thats why they call it Crap Town.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

What a load of shit !!
Shows the log "route" but not a map [for where I live] crappy site ....

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Just pretended to take a crap at my parents place in Saltdean. The turd has travelled across [under?] Telscombe Tye and now well into Peacehaven - Why didn't it go out to sea at Portobello? Keep watching - is it going for some "treatment" first?

Observe Track no: FIn1LuPk9v if you are in the least bit interested in following my "movements"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The website is totally WRONG.

What gets flushed down the khazi at Bracknell Towers creeps down to the end of the garden where the solids get separated from the liquids. The solids sit in a big tank that needs to be emptied about once every three years. The liquids drain off through a three-stage filtration process, before being pumped out into a drainage ditch out the back - where they eventually end up in Glynde Reach, before flowing into the River Ouse and then the sea at Newhaven.

I have a licence from the Environment Agency to manage this private sewage system.

The website claims that everything flows off in a long pipe somewhere. WRONG.

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

In the cess pit in my neighbour's garden