[Politics] The differences between Trump and Johnson

[Mo Gosfield]

There is almost a foot between them.

The hunchbacked squat is 5”9 and the shitbrained bully is 6”3.

Erm.....I make that 6"......so if that is almost a foot, then I suppose half a mile is almost a mile and half a sixpence is a musical starring David Steele.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Trump is a liar.

Interesting, insightful and unique comment. Well done.

 

[knocky1]

Interesting, insightful and unique comment. Well done.

Interesting, insightful and unique comment. Well done.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Trump triggers more people on NSC than Johnson does.

 

[Is it PotG?]

One has a crap alternative, and the other has, er, a crap alternative.

Oh.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Bring back HB&B ffs! Bring back Dave the Eeeaaaaagle or Watford O or Taffy or Alistair Mr Talk Loudly, anything but this.

Trump has a son called Barron. Johnson doesn't.

Given his lifestyle, Johnson could well have a son called Barron somewhere..

 

[Live by the sea]

Johnson is not a crook

 

[Live by the sea]

Johnson’s background is upper middle class and honest , Trumps working class background is a grandfather who started the family ‘big’ money by deceit not by hard work and intelligence.

 

[cuthbert]

One is clever man with a reputation of being stupid, the other is a stupid man with a reputation of being clever.

 

[Scappa]

As far as we're aware, Johnson hasn't paid hush money to a pornstar. But he does have a hefty child support bill.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Both men, although possibly suited by high class tailors, look like they've bought the first two piece they could find at a jumble sale.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

Trump hasn't been fired three times for lying.

 

[Questions]

Trump hasn’t paid a prostitute money to urinate on him whilst he was dressed in a nappy and sucking a dummy.

Nor has Johnson as far as I know.
What are the rules here again ?

 

[blue-shifted]

Trump hasn’t paid a prostitute money to urinate on him whilst he was dressed in a nappy and sucking a dummy.

Nor has Johnson as far as I know.
What are the rules here again ?

Isn't that the basic qualification for entry into the conservative party?

 

[nicko31]

One is clever man with a reputation of being stupid, the other is a stupid man with a reputation of being clever.

Trump may be a fascist, but that doesn't make him stupid

 

[cuthbert]

Trump may be a fascist, but that doesn't make him stupid

I didn't say which one of them is stupid

 

[Baldrick]

One is a stupid idiot and the other is a clever idiot.

 

[WATFORD zero]

One is clever man with a reputation of being stupid, the other is a stupid man with a reputation of being clever.

Well the clever one pretending to be stupid is doing a far more believable job than the other one

 

[Hampster Gull]

Trump is out of power in a matter of weeks, Boris has four years left.


P.s. might be else, the one thing the Tory party are good at is keeping power, they will likely throw him overboard at some point before then

 

[essbee1]

They've both got white hair, except Trump.