pasty
A different kind of pasty
Can't be arsed with all the others, so......
On Saturday 23rd January, I will probably have a bacon sandwich, on white hovis bread with tomato ketchup (heinz, naturally) and a Dolce-Gusto Cappucino coffee (no sugar) for breakfast. I will then shower (electric 8.5KW) using blue radox shower gel, then dress myself as follows: stripy pants (Next), multi coloured socks (Next) , Levi jeans, white long sleeved polo with home Albion shirt over the top and black adidas samba trainers (Christmas pressie from Mrs P
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At approximately 1000 I will be picked up by my mate in his red Vauxhall Astra for the journey up to Brum. I will have a copy of the Daily Telegraph to read on the way. I am sorry I cannot furnish you with route details, but I am not driving, my mate is. We will mostly be listening to the radio, not an Ipod on the journey.
We will most likely go for a drink or three (driver won't be drinking alcohol obviously), in the nearest "away friendly" pub to the ground, then look out for Bozza handing out balloons, as I think that is a great idea and can't wait to see thousands of balloons going up when the teams come out.
Sometime around 1430 I expect we will enter Villa Park and find our seats in Upper North, Block T5, Row Y, from where we shall enjoy the spectacle laid out before us, especially if the team are wearing blue shorts as part of the kit as I prefer those to white ones.
My apologies if I have missed out any vital details for the day, and should you require any further information, well tough titties.
On Saturday 23rd January, I will probably have a bacon sandwich, on white hovis bread with tomato ketchup (heinz, naturally) and a Dolce-Gusto Cappucino coffee (no sugar) for breakfast. I will then shower (electric 8.5KW) using blue radox shower gel, then dress myself as follows: stripy pants (Next), multi coloured socks (Next) , Levi jeans, white long sleeved polo with home Albion shirt over the top and black adidas samba trainers (Christmas pressie from Mrs P
)At approximately 1000 I will be picked up by my mate in his red Vauxhall Astra for the journey up to Brum. I will have a copy of the Daily Telegraph to read on the way. I am sorry I cannot furnish you with route details, but I am not driving, my mate is. We will mostly be listening to the radio, not an Ipod on the journey.
We will most likely go for a drink or three (driver won't be drinking alcohol obviously), in the nearest "away friendly" pub to the ground, then look out for Bozza handing out balloons, as I think that is a great idea and can't wait to see thousands of balloons going up when the teams come out.
Sometime around 1430 I expect we will enter Villa Park and find our seats in Upper North, Block T5, Row Y, from where we shall enjoy the spectacle laid out before us, especially if the team are wearing blue shorts as part of the kit as I prefer those to white ones.
My apologies if I have missed out any vital details for the day, and should you require any further information, well tough titties.
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