The Daily Mail goes to Glastonbury

[Wozza]

Seriously, what a shower of c.unts.

So how DID fashionista LIZ JONES survive Glastonbury? | Mail Online

 

[Normal Rob]

true - what a load of shit. Parapahrased it says 'I knew I was going to hate it and i did'. I wonder if they would print my review of the Daily Mail were i to buy it?

 

[Trufflehound]

Jack Sugden, Bob Monkhouse, Amy Winehouse...

I clicked on that link and now all that's going through my head is: "I see dead people..."

 

[lost in london]

What a shocking woman, sounds like a complete nut job.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"i hate modern music and not being clean and for some reason i hated glastonbury because i thought i would do and the only person i liked was old because i don't like modern music"

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Hmm... have commented. Methinks the only thing she was right about in that article was Jay-Z

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[Wozza]

Hmm... have commented. Methinks the only thing she was right about in that article was Jay-Z

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They've been deleting comments regularly since the article was published!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

They've been deleting comments regularly since the article was published!

Yeah, thought so. Mine was quite restrained, too

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[turienzo's lovechild]

i think the opening line should've been


"Liz Jones doesn't like not being clean, and she doesn't like all this music that YOUNGSTERS listen to, so we send her to Glastonbury, with HILARIOUS consequences"

to complete that gash carnival of an article

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Surely she, and the tent, are photoshopped on, here?

I bloody hate Liz Jones. In fact I refuse to read her because she makes me so angry.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Surely she, and the tent, are photoshopped on, here?

I bloody hate Liz Jones. In fact I refuse to read her because she makes me so angry.

Definitely.

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[turienzo's lovechild]

Hmm... have commented. Methinks the only thing she was right about in that article was Jay-Z

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to an extent, although "(an 'art' form that is necessarily studio-based because it uses pre-recorded music and its 'artists' don't actually sing)" patronising an entire genre is amateurish

i bet she couldn't name, say, FIVE rappers

 

[Trufflehound]

i bet she couldn't name, say, FIVE rappers

Christmas present rapper
Sweet rapper
Kit-Kat rapper
Debenhams rapping service
and Rapa Benitez

There you go...

 

[Simster]

Seriously, what a shower of c.unts.

So how DID fashionista LIZ JONES survive Glastonbury? | Mail Online

A truly gash article. No surprise to see Wozza yet again perusing the Daily Mail web site.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Still no comments on there - bet their mods are busy
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[black & white seagull]

This is veering off topic slightly, but this is a photograph of an actual printed Daily Mail page from last year sometime. I think this is what the word 'schadenfreude' was invented for. (And yes, it made me so happy that I just had to save it for this long )

 

[eastlondonseagull]

This is veering off topic slightly, but this is a photograph of an actual printed Daily Mail page from last year sometime. I think this is what the word 'schadenfreude' was invented for. (And yes, it made me so happy that I just had to save it for this long )

Surely, no sub would have let those through, let alone a production editor or editor?! f*** me, that's brilliant!

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[black & white seagull]

f*** me, that's brilliant!.

I know! One of the most entertaining things I've ever seen in print! (I'm easily pleased - particularly when it's the Daily Mail cocking up.)

 

[bhafc99]

My God. Is that for real? Three clanking typos in the space of six words?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The Daily Mail does not like to see other people enjoy themselves. It really is a rag.

With apologies to rags.