[Brighton] The Dail Mash take on Brighton the town

[Buzzer]

You are neither funny nor clever, but apart from that your 19,850 contributions to NSC have been highly appreciated...

To be honest I didn't see much point bringing wit or intelligence to our little debate, I thought it would have been like me bringing a gun to a knife fight but nonetheless I'm pleased that you appreciate my posts and I really hope one day that I can return the compliment.

 

[oneillco]

To be honest I didn't see much point bringing wit or intelligence to our little debate, I thought it would have been like me bringing a gun to a knife fight but nonetheless I'm pleased that you appreciate my posts and I really hope one day that I can return the compliment.

And you certainly didn't bring either wit or intelligence. But to remind you, this was your original little attempt at being clever: "And if you needed proof that Brightonians are a little bit precious"

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[Tarpon]

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Pace yourself: that much booze in one sitting could get messy.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Pace yourself: that much booze in one sitting could get messy.

2 cans of Special Brew in each

 

[oneillco]

Pace yourself: that much booze in one sitting could get messy.

Ha..!

 

[Buzzer]

And you certainly didn't bring either wit or intelligence.

Sorry mate but you're boring the shit out of me now. You've already used that "not funny, not clever" line and I batted it back with ease. Have a sleep on it, yeah, and maybe you can come up with something new tomorrow morning.

 

[oneillco]

Sorry mate but you're boring the shit out of me now. You've already used that "not funny, not clever" line and I batted it back with ease. Have a sleep on it, yeah, and maybe you can come up with something new tomorrow morning.

Why did you only quote only that bit You left out the bit where I quoted your original contribution to this intelligent debate. Anyway I'm bored now so cheerio and have a lovely Christmas.

 

[Eeyore]

Tell me about it. The little buggers messed the common I go running on right up.

Get Justin Hayward to pay for it. He made plenty of money from your misery.

 

[Eeyore]

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You may need more than that. And I'm very disappointed in you. Where are the cheesy ones ?

 

[smudge]

When I saw this thread, I just knew which posters would be all over it. I feel like I know you guys!
Merry Christmas, peace, out.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

When I saw this thread, I just knew which posters would be all over it. I feel like I know you guys!
Merry Christmas, peace, out.

I don't like to let people down

Same to you fella. All the best for 2016

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

You are neither funny nor clever, but apart from that your 19,850 contributions to NSC have been highly appreciated...

I have previously told Buzzer he's uptight and humourless. This thread is a perfect example.

 

[Notters]

I think the biggest negative is the fact it's so damn expensive to live in these days. There's been a few posters on here who've had to move outside the city because of this, and a father posted some stuff about his son in such circumstances recently. This depresses me.

Yep. I think the population will begin to age as young people are forced out, and it may begin to lose what was great.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Is it safe?

 

[alfredmizen]

Christ we have to listen to you telling everyone what makes a Londoner and dismissing anyone's opinion who wasn't born and bred there, and now your sticking your busy little oar in over Brightonians?

yes, tough shit.

 

[alfredmizen]

Says the authority on London who doesn't live in London, now an authority on Brighton who, would you credit it, doesn't live in Brighton.

If you werent born or at least brought up in a place, be it brighton or anywhere else then you cant claim to be a brightonian, londoner, or scouser or whatever , YOU certainly cant claim to be a brightonian, i'm afraid youre going to have to stick with whatever nondescript little provincial backwater you come from.

 

[Biscuit]

The fact that this thread has become overrun with the hilarious bickering between [MENTION=26958]oneillco[/MENTION] and [MENTION=5200]Buzzer[/MENTION] about a subject that really isn't of much importance sums Brighton up wonderfully!

 

[alfredmizen]

You are neither funny nor clever, but apart from that your 19,850 contributions to NSC have been highly appreciated...

hes a lot funnier and cleverer than you.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Is it safe?

Not yet