The Crystal Palace 500.

[larus]

This deserves its own thread to recognise the superb commitment to ineptitude.

500 minutes and no goals. The records keep on coming.

 

[Giraffe]

It's bloody impressive. I thought they were rubbish but they are breaking records every single week now. Incredible.

 

[larus]

We want 600.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

This deserves it’s own thread to recognise the superb commitment to ineptitude.

I don't think it does.

 

[larus]

We want 600.

Yes, I know I’m quoting myself, but it is 600 mins since they last scored a Premier League goal.

We want 700.

 

[studio150]

630 and counting

 

[Juan Albion]

630 and counting

And only 4 shots on target in those 630 minutes.

 

[Djmiles]

Keep up the good work Woy

 

[Motogull]

And only 4 shots on target in those 630 minutes.

Superb. Pissant on every level.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

£26m they paid for Sakho

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=272192

 

[backson]

When do they officially change their name to "20 Crystal Palace"?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

"We haven't scored in 500 minutes,
And we won't score with 500 more,
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la la la la la".

 

[Bry Nylon]

Now officially the worst start to a season EVER in the ENTIRE HISTORY of English League Football.

 

[spence]

72 shots.
0 goals.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Being re-released tomorrow as The Dave Clark Five-nil

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Absolutely nothing except cladding to show for 5 Premier League seasons. Parish is an absolute legend.

 

[Stat Brother]

I think you'll find...

Absolutely nothing except cladding to show for 5 Premier League seasons. Parish is an Albion fan.

Who knew?

 

[Hugo Rune]

Hats off to Palace for that record. Astonishing commitment to a pointless cause to get that. I don't think any of us will live to see us break it. Well done Palace.

 

[Drumstick]

Beneteke injured possible ligaments it really doesn't look like things will change soon either.

That said those wankers will likely still find some underhand way of staying up.




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