I saw Clint Eastwood interviewed by, I think, Parky.
Parky (if it were he): "Clint, people say you're "cool". Are you?"
Clint (it were definitely he), saying nothing, looks balefully at Parky, opens his jacket pocket, pulls out a cheroot (that'll tell you it was a while ago), strips the wrapper off it with his teeth and tosses said cheroot into the air. While it's lazily making 360s as it rises and falls (for Clint had put some spin on it), Clint reaches into his other jacket pocket and pulls out his lighter. The cheroot reaches mouth level, whereupon Clint grabs it between his teeth. He lights it with the already lit lighter, inhales sloowwly, and exhales even more sllloooowwwwllllyyy into Parky's face. He pulls the cheroot from his mouth and says:
"You tell me".
Well, that's how I remember it anyway. Nooooo, I don't want to see a youtube clip thanks...I prefer my version over whatever reality was.
Coolest at the moment? Chris Walken is a good call.