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The Christmas Tree at Brighton Railway station is shit.



Frutos

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Of course, if it was an impressive, lavishly decorated tree, there would be a thread on here complaining about the money wasted in a recession.

Great Britain is never happier than when it's f***ing moaning.

Amen.
 




Huple

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Of course, if it was an impressive, lavishly decorated tree, there would be a thread on here complaining about the money wasted in a recession.

Great Britain is never happier than when it's f***ing moaning.

Talking about moaning my wife was moaning that I don`t satisfy her and when I came out of the shower the other day she commented that my knob was like a tic-tac.
''Oh yeah'' I said, ''Then how come your sister still has bad breath''
That shut her up.
 


Mellotron

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Jul 2, 2008
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Talking about moaning my wife was moaning that I don`t satisfy her and when I came out of the shower the other day she commented that my knob was like a tic-tac.
''Oh yeah'' I said, ''Then how come your sister still has bad breath''
That shut her up.

I chuckled despite myself.
 


Nibble

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Of course, if it was an impressive, lavishly decorated tree, there would be a thread on here complaining about the money wasted in a recession.

Great Britain is never happier than when it's f***ing moaning.

My opinion is if it's suppose to welcome visitors and bring festive cheer, do it right. Brighton can't do better than that with the amount residents pay to live here? If you're gonna do something do it right or don't bloody bother.
 


Tony Meolas Loan Spell

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Dont care.

Christmas is SHIT anyway and its only ONE day FFS
 




Lady Whistledown

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Never mind. Have a listen to this Christmas CLASSIC to give yourselves a little festive cheer :clap:

 


Nibble

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Never mind. Have a listen to this Christmas CLASSIC to give yourselves a little festive cheer :clap:



Shaky's son went to my school. Shaky came to see him at the Christmas play, was shitfaced and fell off his chair. He likes a drink or 9 does Mr Stevens.
 


Lady Whistledown

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Shaky's son went to my school. Shaky came to see him at the Christmas play, was shitfaced and fell off his chair. He likes a drink or 9 does Mr Stevens.

Did you go to school in the Valleys then? Or was the Welsh Elvis living somewhere more urban by this point?
 




Lady Whistledown

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On a Christmas note, I just googled the song Galway Bay, to find out what exactly the boys of the NYPD Choir were famously singing. Turns out it's a rubbish tedious Irish ballad, not even a fiddly bouncy jig sort of song. I have no IDEA why the NYPD Choir would be singing it :shrug:
 




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Shaky's son went to my school. Shaky came to see him at the Christmas play, was shitfaced and fell off his chair. He likes a drink or 9 does Mr Stevens.

Shaky threw a party that lasted all night,
Everybody drank a lot of something nice.
 




vegster

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Another reason to hate Christmas


Michael Barratt is now in his sixties, soon he will be "Wobbly Stevens "
 


Lady Whistledown

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Another reason to hate Christmas


Michael Barratt is now in his sixties, soon he will be "Wobbly Stevens "


True, but if he really drinks as much as Nibble suggested, it's no wonder they call him Shaky.
 


Easy 10

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Shaky's son went to my school. Shaky came to see him at the Christmas play, was shitfaced and fell off his chair. He likes a drink or 9 does Mr Stevens.

I think thats the saddest thing I have ever read in my life.

:down:
 




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The signs were always there.....

He recorded 'This Ale House' didn`t he ?
 


Questions

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Another reason to hate Christmas


Michael Barratt is now in his sixties, soon he will be "Wobbly Stevens "

Ha Ha Veg. There are a few of them in Worthing.
 


Lady Whistledown

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I think thats the saddest thing I have ever read in my life.

:down:

Me too, well until I heard the story of Elvis the lonely Snowy Owl on the One Show just now :(
 


Easy 10

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Think I've found the green door.
 








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