Law of averages suggests that before the season is over you will actually manage to post a picture the right way up...
£10 max. Any more would be an utter rip off
The chef knows a thing or two about still-life composition as well.
Should be no more than £6.95, worst ploughmans I've seen in years.
Even Bens Grandad wouldn't have tried this on in his pub.
It's pretty obvious what this is, but how much does it cost?