The Big Xmas Checklist! Have you...?

[portlock seagull]

Broken a tooth yet on a sugared almond?

(Next...?)

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Noticed how shit everything is on TV? Roma vs Chievo right now. FFS.

 

[Icy Gull]

Had to restrain yourself from screaming in a supermarket as you weave and bob around people and feel your brain melting as it is assaulted by yet another fecking Xmas song belting out. Little Donkey very nearly put me over the edge yesterday..

Did I mention Bah Humbug?

 

[Soulman]

Had to restrain yourself from screaming in a supermarket as you weave and bob around people and feel your brain melting as it is assaulted by yet another fecking Xmas song belting out. Little Donkey very nearly put me over the edge yesterday..

Did I mention Bah Humbug?

Heard someone moaning about Iceland selling reindeer steak earlier, but no-one ever complains about Lidl donkey.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Noticed how shit everything is on TV? Roma vs Chievo right now. FFS.

I think Fiorentina v Napoli was far from shit however even BT Sport were struggling with the irony of taking us from Florence to Aldershot for their next live game on Boxing Day.

 

[dazzer6666]

...........had to deal with the office goons who think it's OK to do puerile stuff because 'Oh come on, it's Christmas'...........................so what, I'm still not wearing a silly jumper or a pair of those springy things on my head. Reminds me of this bloke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH9n_t1r6i4

It's a Bah ! Humbug from me too

 

[ManOfSussex]

Encountered office party type idiots who are conspicuously making their annual trip to the pub.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Forgotten to get cards for work mates that will inevitably chuck one in your direction last minute?

 

[pearl]

Encountered office party type idiots who are conspicuously making their annual trip to the pub.

there's always one that gets aggressive after a couple of shandies and ends up wanting to fight the pub

 

[ManOfSussex]

there's always one that gets aggressive after a couple of shandies and ends up wanting to fight the pub

Without fail!

 

[Durlston]

Encountered office party type idiots who are conspicuously making their annual trip to the pub.

David Brent taking "the Swindon lot" to the pub on a Friday lunchtime in The Office. They hardly say a word.

 

[Dr. No]

Broken a tooth yet on a sugared almond?

Heard someone moaning about Iceland selling reindeer steak earlier, but no-one ever complains about Lidl donkey?

Encountered office party type idiots who are conspicuously making their annual trip to the pub?

Forgotten to get cards for work mates that will inevitably chuck one in your direction last minute?

No.

 

[Durlston]

I think Fiorentina v Napoli was far from shit however even BT Sport were struggling with the irony of taking us from Florence to Aldershot for their next live game on Boxing Day.

Via Motherwell tonight.

 

[ManOfSussex]

David Brent taking "the Swindon lot" to the pub on a Friday lunchtime in The Office. They hardly say a word.

That's the other side to the office party idiots coin - the ones dragged along and looking terrified and uncomfortable, drinking soft drinks in a place they never go to either and don't want be anywhere near.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Had to restrain yourself from screaming in a supermarket as you weave and bob around people and feel your brain melting as it is assaulted by yet another fecking Xmas song belting out. Little Donkey very nearly put me over the edge yesterday..

Did I mention Bah Humbug?

I had to fight my way through M&S food hall today. I asked the bloke in front of me to move a little so I could reach something off the shelf and it was Glenn Murray.

 

[Icy Gull]

I had to fight my way through M&S food hall today. I asked the bloke in front of me to move a little so I could reach something off the shelf and it was Glenn Murray.

Did you speak to him and or did you just look awestruck and mumble "thanks"?

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Did you speak to him and or did you just look awestruck and mumble "thanks"?

The later.

 

[wellquickwoody]

I had to fight my way through M&S food hall today. I asked the bloke in front of me to move a little so I could reach something off the shelf and it was Glenn Murray.

Hollingbury I guess?

 

[JC Footy Genius]

... already come up with a good excuse as to why the mother in law and assorted family members can't 'just stay over for an extra couple of days'

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Hollingbury I guess?

Holmbush, Shoreham.