[Humour] The big question.

[elwheelio]

So far in your life what have you had more of, pints or wanks?

 

[clapham_gull]

Firstly, are you ok ?

 

[Baldseagull]

I reckon that I have visited a pub on average twice a week since I was 16, and would have had an average of 5 whilst in the pub, but I only would have drank a couple of pints.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I do know w@nkers who drink a lot of pints

 

[elwheelio]

I usually have a few at home games.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

I usually have a few at home games.

I normally get in the dog and duck first

 

[spongy]

Pints.

In the last 27 years I've been drinking in pubs I've averaged 23 pints a week.

Even in younger teen days I wouldn't have never knocked that many out in a week!

And getting a mrs who helps out in the wanking department is beneficial to the decreasing masturbation stats until we got married.

Definitely pints.

Nearly bed time. Where's the tissue...

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Wanks.

(I'm a wine drinker. And that's not a euphemism).

 

[schmunk]

I usually have a few at home games.

I'd agree wanking is mainly an at-home game.

 

[Algernon]

I don't drink alcohol.
I don't like the taste.
So...
Wanks.

 

[SeagullinExile]

I'd agree wanking is mainly an at-home game.

You mean it’s not supposed to be done in public? Oh bugger.

 

[schmunk]

Oh bugger.

That's another one...

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

This place! It is getting more and more like mumsnet every day.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

It does take an age to get served at the Amex, what else are you meant to do?

 

[Nathan]

Definitely pints.

I am a 4 a day man, but I drink like a fish.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

One thing is for sure, I haven't paid £35000 for one of either of them.

 

[One Love]

If I'd had more w@nks than pints in my life, my right forearm would be like Popeye's.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

This place! It is getting more and more like mumsnet every day.

How do you know?

 

[Giraffe]

It's that point in the summer when people start to miss football a little bit too much.

Unless we are counting pints of milk by the way, I suspect the latter.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

If I'd had more w@nks than pints in my life, my right forearm would be like Popeye's.

I have been reliably informed that if you wank left-handed its supposed to feel like someone else.

May also avoid the imbalanced Popeye appearance too ...