Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
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dont milk it gully it wasnt that funny. pull the udder one 
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The big brother Diary room
- Thread starter Kev the Ape
- Start date
- Aug 7, 2003
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Pepys' Diary
Lyrics from 'Benny Hill... The Best Of'
A shy young maid has took a room down at the village inn,
Her bedside light is oh so bright and the curtains oh so thin.
At nine o'clock she enters her room, at half past nine she sleeps,
Lord Clarendon walks quickly on but naughty Samuel peeps.
Chorus
For we know it's right, it's in black and white,
And it's all written down in his diary.
I went to rent a lady's house, she handed me the key,
She said, "It's to be let as it stands with all that you can see."
'And are you to be let with the house?" said I in a very saucy tone,
She said, "I'm not to be let with the house, I'm to be let alone."
[chorus]
Squire Pit locked his wife in her chastity belt then climbed up on his horse,
He left the key with the footman lest he was killed in the wars.
He'd not gone far when up ran the footman shouting breathlessly,
He said, "Squire Pit, this key doesn't fit," and he said, "You're telling me."
[chorus]
Half way up a wall outside a castle in Tranmere,
There is a sign that reads, 'The Duke of Denby was born here."
I've travelled far and I've travelled wide but ne'er can I recall,
Ever hearing of a duke born half way up a wall.
[chorus]
Last Thursday morn my wife gave birth to a lovely baby boy,
As the doctor took me to see them, my heart was filled with joy.
When he said, "He's got your husband's nose," my wife looked quite surprised,
She said, "That may be, but you must agree, he's got his father's eyes."
[chorus]
Yes we know it's right, it's in black and white,
And it's all written down in his diary.
Lyrics from 'Benny Hill... The Best Of'
A shy young maid has took a room down at the village inn,
Her bedside light is oh so bright and the curtains oh so thin.
At nine o'clock she enters her room, at half past nine she sleeps,
Lord Clarendon walks quickly on but naughty Samuel peeps.
Chorus
For we know it's right, it's in black and white,
And it's all written down in his diary.
I went to rent a lady's house, she handed me the key,
She said, "It's to be let as it stands with all that you can see."
'And are you to be let with the house?" said I in a very saucy tone,
She said, "I'm not to be let with the house, I'm to be let alone."
[chorus]
Squire Pit locked his wife in her chastity belt then climbed up on his horse,
He left the key with the footman lest he was killed in the wars.
He'd not gone far when up ran the footman shouting breathlessly,
He said, "Squire Pit, this key doesn't fit," and he said, "You're telling me."
[chorus]
Half way up a wall outside a castle in Tranmere,
There is a sign that reads, 'The Duke of Denby was born here."
I've travelled far and I've travelled wide but ne'er can I recall,
Ever hearing of a duke born half way up a wall.
[chorus]
Last Thursday morn my wife gave birth to a lovely baby boy,
As the doctor took me to see them, my heart was filled with joy.
When he said, "He's got your husband's nose," my wife looked quite surprised,
She said, "That may be, but you must agree, he's got his father's eyes."
[chorus]
Yes we know it's right, it's in black and white,
And it's all written down in his diary.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
gazwag said:
Edit: Oh! Diary Room
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
oh and BB - EVICTION 8PM , WETHER YOU ARE THERE OR NOT !
this is so f***ing gay.
Virgo's Haircut
Resident Train Guru
Is this the f***ing kiddies thread?
The Diary Room?? Are you being serious??
So, let me get this right....
An NSC'er who is in "Big Brother" in f*** knows what other threads, has to come to this thread to ask if they are allowed a pint of virtual milk and a virtual diet f***ing coke? I thought the real Big Brother was bollocks, but this is something else!
Is the public inquiry still going? Have we got a new keeper on trial? Or is all that not important anymore?
The Diary Room?? Are you being serious??
So, let me get this right....
An NSC'er who is in "Big Brother" in f*** knows what other threads, has to come to this thread to ask if they are allowed a pint of virtual milk and a virtual diet f***ing coke? I thought the real Big Brother was bollocks, but this is something else!
Is the public inquiry still going? Have we got a new keeper on trial? Or is all that not important anymore?