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The Best Joke Ever!



Basil Fawlty

Don't Mention The War
If this doesn't make you laugh, then I don't know what will.....

An Elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife.
He then counts out the fries, divided them into two piles and placing one pile in front of his wife.
He takes a sip of the drink, then sets the cup down beside them. As he begins to eat his few bites of his hamburger, the people around start whispering: "That poor old couple- all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He offers to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man replies that they're just fine- they're just used to sharing everything. The other diners notice the old lady hasn't eaten a bite. She just sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking a sip of the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says: "No thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finishes and wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little lady and asks: "May I ask what you are waiting for?
The old women answers: "THE TEETH."
 




Frutos

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If you think that's the best joke ever, you're easily pleased Kev...
 






Frutos

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Steve= No sense of humour. :)

I have a great sense of humour, and the joke was mildly amusing the first time I heard it, but 'best joke ever'? Surely it's behind Newcastle United in that at least.
 






Frutos

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Is that really as FUNNY as Alex Ferguson SHITTING himself when Phelan popped the balloon behind him in todays game :lolol:

Now that DOES sound funny. Hope they show it on MOTD2 tonight (kind of thing they'd put in the '2 Good, 2 Bad' section at the end).
 








Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

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kev, that was about as funny as a fart in a lift mush
 
















Arthur

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Jul 8, 2003
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Buxted Harbour
That didn't make me laugh!

The best joke ever was one posted on here a few weeks back.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?















Dr Dre



Genius!
 


bigc

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Jul 5, 2003
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That didn't make me laugh!

The best joke ever was one posted on here a few weeks back.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?















Dr Dre



Genius!

Reminds me of this one,

What do you call four dogs and a black bird?

The spice girls
 










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