Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
If this doesn't make you laugh, then I don't know what will.....
An Elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife.
He then counts out the fries, divided them into two piles and placing one pile in front of his wife.
He takes a sip of the drink, then sets the cup down beside them. As he begins to eat his few bites of his hamburger, the people around start whispering: "That poor old couple- all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He offers to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man replies that they're just fine- they're just used to sharing everything. The other diners notice the old lady hasn't eaten a bite. She just sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking a sip of the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says: "No thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finishes and wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little lady and asks: "May I ask what you are waiting for?
The old women answers: "THE TEETH."
An Elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife.
He then counts out the fries, divided them into two piles and placing one pile in front of his wife.
He takes a sip of the drink, then sets the cup down beside them. As he begins to eat his few bites of his hamburger, the people around start whispering: "That poor old couple- all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He offers to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man replies that they're just fine- they're just used to sharing everything. The other diners notice the old lady hasn't eaten a bite. She just sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking a sip of the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says: "No thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finishes and wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little lady and asks: "May I ask what you are waiting for?
The old women answers: "THE TEETH."
