The Best Job in the world?

[Icy Gull]

Ferrari test driver

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Not really a proper job but used to do occasional assignments for a 'mystery shopping' organisation that involved Mrs SoC and I going to pubs across the South East having a pub meal and a couple of pints plus discretely evaluating various aspects of the facilities and customer service on behalf of the relevant Breweries.

Got paid a fee covering the meal, drinks and travel expenses. Sampled some pretty decent pubs but one or two shockers too.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

F1 Driver
Man vs Food guy
Top Gear
Professional Footballer

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

I would like to offer my services as masseur for the Brazilian ladies beach volleyball squad. I'm willing to start work now and will be happy to devote myself to the role until the 2016 Olympics in Rio. Someone has to do it, might as well be me.

 

[BensGrandad]

Not really a proper job but used to do occasional assignments for a 'mystery shopping' organisation that involved Mrs SoC and I going to pubs across the South East having a pub meal and a couple of pints plus discretely evaluating various aspects of the facilities and customer service on behalf of the relevant Breweries.

Got paid a fee covering the meal, drinks and travel expenses. Sampled some pretty decent pubs but one or two shockers too.

There are a number of companies advertising for people to do that I occasionally do it mostly at Wetherspoons or Greene King pubs. A job I would like is presenter of The Football League Show or even Match of The Day. If I could live my life over again from going to senior school I would have studied to be a barrister.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I'd want Jeff Stelling's job. Gets paid to watch the football and shout when a goal goes in, plus he's also probably had a go on that bird off of Countdown.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Gary Neville has a quality job at present.

 

[jakarta]

RAF BBMF Pilot - get paid to fly Spitfires, Hurricanes and Lancasters all summer

 

[The Spanish]

Doctor Who

 

[The Camel]

A friend of mine worked at a famous Gentleman's club in London.

On of his duties: when a girl applied to be a dancer there he had to "road test" her to see if she met the high standards of the club.

This involved up to 2 hours of private lap dancing, and some of the girls were VERY keen to impress!

 

[Biffer]

That reminds me.
One of the strip clubs that employ us is The Hustler Club in Croydon.
They had a guy who took care of all the auditions but he resigned as he couldn't stand it. He preferred the guys. That is indeed a dream job.
I gotta say though, when you're not drunk, the club's lights aren't dimmed and the girls don't have their face on it doesn't have nearly as much appeal.

 

[Biffer]

Every day! How many pints per day did he average and how long did he last after 52 even with the monster pay off and pension, did he have enough for a private liver transplant!

Ha ! He's still going and no transplant yet. He's turned the area under his stairs into a cold room and has a keg of Guinness in there always. Which is nice.