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[Misc] The beginning of the Universe









Mental Lental

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Jul 5, 2003
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Shiki-shi, Saitama


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The most curious thing..
In the beginning was the Creation of the Universe. This has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Many races believe that the creation of the Universe involved some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being known as the Great Green Arkleseizure. The Jatravartids live in perpetual fear of the time they call "the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief," somewhat similar to the Apocalypse. However, the Great Green Arkleseizure theory is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being as wide and strange as it is, other explanations are constantly being sought by different races throughout the Galaxy
 


Fungus

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May 21, 2004
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Truro
Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another.” (Albert Einstein). Einstein had an IQ of 160, Roman Atkinson has an IQ of 178, so best ask him.
What did Roman Atkinson ever do for us?
 
















Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
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It's as unbelievable as saying God did it..
 








A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
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Deepest, darkest Sussex
After the surrealism of Covid I would no longer be shocked if Aliens attacked us.
I would. The sheer vastness of the cosmos precludes it.
 






rogersix

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Jan 18, 2014
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People would laugh at this the same they would laugh if a few years ago you spoke of a pandemic that would shut down the world.
a "pandemic that would shut down the world", occurs every hundred years or so,

and it's not something to be laughed at,

you were never one for facts mouldy, don't go changin'
 












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