Lord Bracknell
On fire
This puts things into perspective.
Liverpool Football Club will be arranging a full two minutes silence and black armbands for the entire squad at their next game. They have also started a campaign "Justice for the Gerbil" which is expected to raise many £000s in his/her memory
Albion has just asked that rather than send flowers he would appreciate donations to the REMF. A nice touch from a fine gerbil.