S'hampton Seagull
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WTF was that from Hilfenhaus?
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* * * The Ashes - Official Thread * * *
- Thread starter Marc
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- Jul 7, 2003
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"My aim in life was being the best father I could to my children"- Warne.
What, by cheating on your wife/their mother, texting photographs of your knob to every blonde you meet, and shagging around to the point where she divorces you? Hey, thanks Dad!
What, by cheating on your wife/their mother, texting photographs of your knob to every blonde you meet, and shagging around to the point where she divorces you? Hey, thanks Dad!
Warne talking bollocks. Now there's a surprise. 
Lunch 636-9
The lead is just 356.
The lead is just 356.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Damn and blast it. We're not going to break the record. 636 equals the highest ever England score in Australia. Well I doubt we will as I can't see us batting after lunch.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,630
Warne talking bollocks. Now there's a surprise.
As opposed to talking about his bollocks?
Warne thinks 'characters' like Smith are the future for Australia??
This innings... perhaps not.
13-0-67-0
This innings... perhaps not.
13-0-67-0
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Right, now comes the dangerous half an hour during lunch when I usually fall asleep on the sofa only to wake up about about tea-time. Anyone got any ideas (clean please) on how to while away half an hour at this time of the morning?
*must stay awake*
*must stay awake*
BensGrandad
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Keep posting on here
deletebeepbeepbeep
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- May 12, 2009
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Cold bath? Brewing a coffee? I really need to sleep, have a meeting a 9 tomorrow but gosh darned I want to see this and I feel pretty awake having fallen asleep for a couple of hours in front of the footbal earlier.
Coffee and a couple of MiL's mince pies here! Usually does the trick.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
I'd love to see England take the piss and not declare, come out to bat and get the one run needed for the new record, then declare 
I have the same problem. Will make the compulsory coffee first, then 5 mins at front door getting fresh air and watching the rain! followed by doing the washing up, another coffee.
I'd love to see England take the piss and not declare, come out to bat and get the one run needed for the new record, then declare
I fully expect them to do this. Rub their noses in it.
Comedy Steve
We're f'ing brilliant
Isn't it Swann will tear Oz apart, again?
pasty
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OH NO! Just seen this on BBC text thingy...
Please no, don't let the weather spoil our fun
Please no, don't let the weather spoil our fun
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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drink a cup of coffee, sleep for exactly 15 minutes, wake up and you'll feel f***ing brilliant
coffee takes about 15 mins to kick in, so you'll have the double bonus of power nap euphoria and caffeine rush
coffee takes about 15 mins to kick in, so you'll have the double bonus of power nap euphoria and caffeine rush
BensGrandad
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I'd love to see England take the piss and not declare, come out to bat and get the one run needed for the new record, then declare
I would like Strauss to tell the batsmen we are going back out for 5 overs just to make the Ausies get all set to field again then declare, so have a whack. To me that would be taking the piss big time, we might hit another 20 runs and add another record to the growing list this tour.