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Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
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Haywards Heath
Just started a bottle of white, should have got there a lot earlier.

At this rate I might have to watch the Hairy Bikers on the foody channel.

You need to save your strength for tomorrow night's tear up!
 






Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Second best moustache?

Who won? Grace or Hughes?

I would say Hughes by a MILE, Grace wins the Best Beard contest.

An Australian he may be, but Big Merv is a comedy LEGEND of the game :bowdown:
 


Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,319
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
 






Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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This must be a feed of Channel Nine commentary, as Bill Lawrie has just joined Tony Greig. I am in heaven.

"Get that bloody pigeon away from my scorecard, Bill".

"He's a Victorian, I love 'im, I wanna boof 'im!"
 


















Dave the OAP

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Jul 5, 2003
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at home
we buy any car .com.......
 










Dave the OAP

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Jul 5, 2003
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at home
i wish they would hurry up...I am working tomorrow!!!

I'll give it till the drinks break and then nighty night
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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What about MJ's Movember effort?

I just don't think you can top this.

Merv-Hughes-Moustache-1.jpg
 






Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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