[Cricket] The Ashes- England v Australia- 3rd Test, Headingley, July 06-10, 2023

[Ethelwulf]

206-4 f***ing terrible from England

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

We need Bairstow to stand over a bin and chuck the Ashes Urn in his direction.

 

[vegster]

206-4 f***ing terrible from England

Not really, it's about expectation level to be fair.

 

[banjo]

A couple of quick wickets and all will be well.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

A couple of quick wickets and all will be well.

Apart from the 100 runs extra been given to them due to piss poor fielding

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

This is village cricket bowling by a spinner who oddly enough never f***ing spins it.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Hard to believe just how much this has gone to shit after lunch.

 

[Simster]

Not really, it's about expectation level to be fair.

NO it really is. It's absolute shite.

 

[Ethelwulf]

Marsh 100 well played but should of been out for 12

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

NO it really is. It's absolute shite.

Serious questions need to be asked not about the intent but those out there. We have the longest tail ever, we have lard keeping wicket and a spin bowler who can't bowl 6 good balls.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

I don’t ever want to hear the word ‘bazball’ ever again. Arrogant bullshit.

 

[vegster]

Serious questions need to be asked not about the intent but those out there. We have the longest tail ever, we have lard keeping wicket and a spin bowler who can't bowl 6 good balls.

This is England v Australia, they are so much better than us ! There's nothing we can do with the players we have.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Indeed, whilst we have made some individual errors, they are better than us hands down.

 

[Ethelwulf]

This session will result in us losing again

 

[vegster]

I don’t ever want to hear the word ‘bazball’ ever again. Arrogant bullshit.

It works against lesser teams. Australia usually Bazballs us most of the time.

 

[banjo]

If you play Man City and miss two sitters you pay the price. Same against the Aussies.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

This is England v Australia, they are so much better than us ! There's nothing we can do with the players we have.

They are not so much better. We should have won the previous 2 and should have them on the rails today. There's some out there that shouldn't be and there's better players playing sitting in their front rooms today. A wicket keeper with the ability to f***ing move would help. 13 missed wickets. Our overall fielding has fallen off a cliff.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Marsh out. Inside edge onto thigh pad and caught by Crawley. 118. 240-5.
Tiffin time

 

[Mackenzie]

Needed that

 

[vegster]

Still some hope if we can get them out for less than 320 , 350 + and bye bye to the series.