The Argus says Bobby Zamora is back on loan!

[Bluejuice]

Top effort.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Outstanding Job Juan

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

NSC Post of the Year; this is very, very good.

 

[Mellotron]

Why is everyone happy?!

Immense excitement followed by immense disappointment.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

best wind-up EVER. Easy10 you've got competition.

 

[Fatboy Stenno]

Surely NSC Gold?!

Top quality wind-up. If I wore one, I'd take my hat off to the perpetrator!

 

[surrey jim]

I read it and was so excited I rang my friend and woke him up. I'm now on the biggest low possible

me too, just sent to a group of people on facebook too and spent a small fortune on txt's

 

[Gritt23]

Great effort Juan.

 

[Jerryatric]

Hook, Line and f*cking sinker!
Brilliant!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

http://www.theeargus.com/

BASTARDS! I've just spent the last ten minutes running round my office, salivating

.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I can't believe i'm the only person who read the first two paragraphs, almost ejaculated, but then checked the rest of the thread?

Admittedly, the last paragraph is shocking - did he score 36 goals? Surely he's an 83 goal man. And a press conference at Falmer - behave!

But it definitely fooled me for all of ten seconds!

No, I did the same. Then I thought about a press conference in a muddy field, thought about it again, and then thought, WTF, Bobby's back! Fooled completely.

Juan, you're a bugger

.

 

[The Oldman]

Absolutely Brilliant. Had me going for a bit.

 

[Sheebo]

Absolutely pathetic - get a life

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Gold

 

[empire]

Fuckin hell. I've just text 3 people the news without reading the rest of the thread.

Cant see me being very popular in the morning. Sorry Moggy & Cardboard!

and i was one of moggys texts this morning

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Absolutely pathetic - get a life

 

[Juan Albion]

I would just like to thank those of you who contributed to the 14,000 hits in the first 30 hours of the page's life.

Interesting to see how far it spread, as well. Even made it onto a Manchester City forum.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I would just like to thank those of you who contributed to the 14,000 hits in the first 30 hours of the page's life.

Yeah, and I'd just like to thank you for costing me two hundred quid

 

[cjwoolven]

haha brilliant effort, well done

 

[Easy 10]

I missed this last week.
Very VERY clever. No idea how you cobbled that together Juan, wish I could do it. Had I not seen the posts on this thread before clicking the link, you'd be basting me with breadcrumbs as we speak.