The Apprentice

[ali jenkins]

I hate the 'Im a woman in business, Im going to shout louder than everyone to get my point accross and if anyone tries to give me some help Im going to take it as someone saying Im useless' that Debra is!

 

[Frutos]

Bye-bye Mona.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

f***ing Debra still there. JOKE.

 

[Bluejuice]

Result!

 

[Robbie G]

f***ing Debra

 

[ali jenkins]

boooooooo
The stupid shouty one NEEDS to go!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

How is Debra still in

James

 

[Stoichkov]

That mini golf course is where they hold the British Open Mini Golf Championship every september

Strokes Adventure Golf

well worth a round of two if you're ever in the vicinity!

 

[Skaville]

Mona is f***ing GORGEOUS and is far better than Debra. howard should have NAILED her. Piss and shit.

 

[Bluejuice]

Howard is a BUMMER

 

[Billy the Fish]

howard should have NAILED her. Piss and shit.

Yeah, Howard's bent as a nine bob note

p.s Debra needs to take a DRY SPEED-BUMMING That woud shut her up for 5 minutes

 

[Bigtk]

Did anybody else watch, The Apprentice, your fired?

Mona actually looked beautiful, more so than Kate or Yasmina

 

[Taybha]

its going to be a toughy next week as sir alan has now valiantly axed the asian / irish /american / contestants plus the umpalumpa show1 and now mona..... patriotic to the core that lad,or could it be he is a

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I'd have gone down the Chas N' Dave route:


Well I've been working hard to reach me target
To earn a few bob for a day trip down to Margate
I'm gonna blow the lot tomorrow on all me family
We catch the coach at eight so don't be late, were off to see the sea

Hurry up will ya Grandad, come on were going

Down to Margate, don't forget your buckets and spades and cossys and all
Down to Margate, we'll have a pill of jellied eels at the cockle stall
Down to Margate, we'll go on the pier and we'll have a beer aside of the sea

Down to Margate, you can keep the Costa Brava, I'm telling ya mate I'd rather have a day down Margate with all me family

Along the promenade we spend some money
And we find a spot on the beach that's simply sunny
The kids will all enjoy themself digging up the sand, collecting stones and winkle shells to take back home to nan

Behave yourself grandad, or you won't be going

Down to Margate, don't forget your buckets and spades and cossies and all
Down to Margate, we'll have a pill of jellied eels at the cockle stall
Down to Margate, we'll go on the pier and we'll have a beer aside of the sea
You can keep the Costa Brava and all that palava, going no farther, me i'd rather have me a day down Margate with all me family

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Did anybody else watch, The Apprentice, your fired?

Mona actually looked beautiful, more so than Kate or Yasmina

What? Yasmina is clearly the most beautiful girly left in there.

 

[footychick]

She's got weird eyebrows.
Apparently her dad has 3 wives!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Favourite bit was when Mona met the transsexual in the bar.

"So, I hope you don't mind if I ask your sexuality, are you a gay or a lesbian?"

"I'm a transsexual"

"Are you REALLY? I had no IDEA"

"Thank you"

"So, what are you, a boy turning into a girl or a girl turning into a boy?"

Or words to that effect. Sensitive