The Apprentice

[jonny.rainbow]

I would've baked cakes and cookies and sold them door to door and also in the town centre.

You can make a shed load with the right profit margin as the ingredients are cheap.

These 'entrepreneurs' have obviously never been to a village fete.

At night I would've gone into all those bars and clubs with some of the many bottles of aftershave I have and been a "freshen up" man.

 

[Simster]

Naomi £ 200 an hour thats £ 2000 for the day as an escort, easy really

Good call. Would you be able to pay in fractions of hours?

By the way, amusingly, her name is in fact NAOMI LAY.

 

[Hannibal smith]

Personally, I'd have thought cleaning cars would have been the best way forward.

I said to the missus that the girls should have done a car wash 'Dodgeball' style. All dressed up in bikinis and the like. Would have made a fortune.

What I don't understand is why they all trawl around together. There are, for instance, many freeroll Poker tournaments that you can take part in. Stick one member on a PC playing them all day and the worst that could happen is no loss of money and one man down who otherwise be sat in a car doing chuff all.

 

[Man of Harveys]

It is to Alan Sugar's eternal credit that he basically called the women WHORES for offering their kisses for money. Hard to imagine those blokes going out as gigolos, even given the large number of bored, posh housewives that must exist in Richmond.

 

[Simster]

It is to Alan Sugar's eternal credit that he basically called the women WHORES for offering their kisses for money. Hard to imagine those blokes going out as gigolos, even given the large number of bored, posh housewives that must exist in Richmond.

Is that what they did? That Sophie looks like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle. Given they only made £70, I'm presuming she fronted the joint?

 

[Rookie]

and face painting little kids, when there were none what a great success that was.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is that what they did? That Sophie looks like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle. Given they only made £70, I'm presuming she fronted the joint?

Yes, in the evening - and by goodly christ, what the f*** is that? Isn't it that bloke from that Dr Who spin-off (Driftwood or something?) in drag?

 

[Simster]

and face painting little kids, when there were none what a great success that was.

Be honest - whose fault was the location? Did Niomi give big fat Gerri that particular role or was she just lying to save her own rather cute arse?

 

[Simster]

Yes, in the evening - and by goodly christ, what the f*** is that? Isn't it that bloke from that Dr Who spin-off (Driftwood or something?) in drag?

That's Barnet Seagull isn't it?

 

[Blackadder]

I would not want Tre or Jadine working for me. Far too disruptive.

There's still a fair few contenders that I can't even name! They are keeping a low profile, as they don't wish to be kicked out early! (eg the bloke who kept on sighing but had no answers - you know, the one who had wasp stings on his face - and one of the gardeners with Tre)

I knew that AS wouldn't kick out the looker or Jadine last night. They are needed for future rounds,

 

[Hannibal smith]

What a NOBBER that Paul was last night.

Losing £200
Cooking sausages on a Candle
Buying Cheese to sell to the French from Makro. MAKRO!
Not taking that horse faced mare into the boardroom.

It amazes me how stupid some of these people are. Alan Sugar described it as a shambles. I don't think there is a word in the English dictionary that covers it.

Next week.

Katie OUT

 

[Simster]

Paul reminded me of the sort fuckwitted "Captain of British industry" that drove the likes of British Leyland and all our other manufacturing industry into the ground. Totally f***ing clueless and lacking real class, despite his comfortable upbringing and comedy accent. Most of business is common sense, something he doesn't have much of.

But sadly, the programme makers ruined the suspense as to who was going to be kicked out - as soon as Katie was filmed talking about "C stream" Adam and that "too orange to be taken seriously" woman, it was clear that Paul was rightly for the high jump. And rightly so. Katie - you're a contemptable hag and an ugly pig - but I don't see anyone else mentioning it on camera. Learn this lesson please dear, because you've embarrassed yourself there.

To be fair, Adam does seem useless, but he says the right things every time. But Paul was blaming his £250 LOSS on Adam overspending by fifty quid and a blatent lie (that Adam didn't sell enough). A bit desperate, that.

 

[Gazwag]

I did feel sorry for "cant remember his name - the car saleman" last night, all he really did wrong was cock up the banner, which was in fact only £50 overbudget, but what wasnt said was why were they five hours late getting to the printers - because army man was pissing his cash in the cash and carry

Adam that's it, and when he went back in the house its was so clear they all hate him, poor bloke

 

[Hannibal smith]

But sadly, the programme makers ruined the suspense as to who was going to be kicked out - as soon as Katie was filmed talking about "C stream" Adam and that "too orange to be taken seriously" woman, it was clear that Paul was rightly for the high jump.

Come on Sim. I'd have stopped watching it if Sugar had got rid of anyone other than that twat. It was cut and dried from the word 'Cheese' or should that be Halal pork?

 

[Dave the OAP]

I caught this fo the first time ever last night.

That soldier bloke should have gone as according to my wife..." He wore a black suit and BROWN shoes..."

There you go then.


The other bird in the last three was a nasty piece of Irish stuff wasn't she!!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Paul reminded me of the sort fuckwitted "Captain of British industry" that drove the likes of British Leyland and all our other manufacturing industry into the ground. Totally f***ing clueless and lacking real class, despite his comfortable upbringing and comedy accent. Most of business is common sense, something he doesn't have much of.

And it makes you wonder how they select them and what they teach them at Sandhurst. He as much as said he did what the sergeants told him. Would you want to put your life in his powers of judgement ? Gawd help our troops.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Adam that's it, and when he went back in the house its was so clear they all hate him, poor bloke

i know - poor kunt - they were bang out of order when he walked back in the house - i couldn't believe it, not one smile.....W@NKAS

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The other bird in the last three was a nasty piece of Irish stuff wasn't she!!

I could see why you could think that - but she saw the whole thing coming apart - saw that the chinless wonder was not listening to anyone - and sensibly registered her dissatisfaction at the failing team. She did at least get the sausages cooked and start selling.

She is a tough cookie that is for sure - but she looks to have a bit about her.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

i know - poor kunt - they were bang out of order when he walked back in the house - i couldn't believe it, not one smile.....W@NKAS

.................... that is the power of the group isn't it. They all think Kate is going to win it - not seeing what we see - and she appears to hold court. Most of them are sheep.

He strikes me as a competant enough bloke - and can sell - but could he lead a team ? I doubt it.

 

[Gwylan]

I thought last night's was great: that's probably the biggest single cock-up there's been in an Apprentice episode and Paul (rightly) carried the can.

BUt how lucky is that horse-faced woman? Last week, Sugar laid into her and told her that the team's failure was down to her but the dozy team leader didn't take the hint and didn't take her in - as she was her mate.

And last night, Sugar was even more blatant about telling Paul to take her in with him, and <b>he</b> didn't take the hint either. I reckon AS will be gunning for her.

Sugar obviously likes Adam as he's a good salesman; it says something about the last two team leaders that they didn't clock this.