Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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If I was Sir Alan I would have asked everyone to leave the room while I give Sandeesh 5 minutes to convince me why she shouldn't be sacked.
One thing I like about Sir Alan is that he has worked in industry, and has experience of working on the shop floor manufacturing components. Some of the new candidates have never got their hands dirty once because all they do is sit in a warm and comfortable office so this is good experience for them.
How Mel's team didn't lose the task is beyond me. She was truely woeful and yet won! She must go - Her pitches are awful and she just says the complete wrong things every time!
That patronising aussie is starting to get on my tits as well
If I was Sir Alan I would have asked everyone to leave the room while I give Sandeesh 5 minutes.....
You can tell she's a complete chancer because she tries to answer very simple questions with a load of ridiculous jargon. In many ways like David Brent
Didn' she also price up bread rolls at £1.80 odd each
That was brilliant.
I also liked the way that she started speaking in French to the English couple for no apparent reason.
She's clearly the dumbest of the contestants but she's great comedy value.
I went to apply to go on the Apprentice a few yrs back as i'm in the same game as some of the contestants - I filled out the form, clicked send and my computer froze and crashed. I took it as a sign from 'Sir Alan' and decided not to bother re-doing it...
Was it an Amstrad?
With 3 episodes gone, here is what I make of the remaining candiates
Melissa - absolute shite. Probably the worst contestant so far. Critical with everybody and babyish. Couldn't run a pissup in a brewery.
Oh yes. She was made to look an absolute CHUMP.Did you notice in the middle of that argument with Alex (I think) yesterday she couldn't find anything to say so said 'Grow Up' completely out of context - all he'd said is they should move as sales were going flat. She's a joke.
With 3 episodes gone, here is what I make of the remaining candiates
Melissa - absolute shite. Probably the worst contestant so far. Critical with everybody and babyish. Couldn't run a pissup in a brewery.
Jamie - quite like the guy. Lets see him under a bit of pressure
Sandeesh - fairly lazy and content to offer little. Will go soon unless she performs unexpectedly well in the next one or two tasks.
Chris Farrell - the class act of the boys so far. Gets things done and has good rapport with the whole house.
Chris Bates - hasn't done anything noteable yet. Middle of the pack
Paloma - annoying superior Aussie cow. However, she gets things done and begrudgingly, has been proved right when getting on her high horse. Serial backstabbing will see her fall short of the final 3 or 4 IMO. Needs a good shag, I wouldn't mind helping out there.
Laura - not a good team leader (but still a genius compared to Mel), but has acquitted herself well to other tasks.
Alex - very likeable bloke, helps when required, dragged into the gutter by Mel this week but doesn't shirk. Lack of sparkle will see him fall a bit early. On a par with Paloma IMO.
Liz - fit. Otherwise, a female version of Jamie.
Stuart - has taken a back seat since the opening day fireworks. Middle of the pack, for me.
Stella - perfect. If Chris Farrell doesn't win it, she will. She's got it all, including being the most fuckable woman by far. Great leadership, hard working, popular amongst peers.
Johanna - has shown reasonable leadership when called upon, has some good ideas and is not afraid of hard work. She is aggressive but could be a dark horse if she can learn to curb this tendancy.
Out sharpish for being shit: Melissa, Sandeesh
Most likely Winners: Stella, Chris F
Outside bets: Johanna, Paloma
Dark horse: Alex
Need to see more of: Liz, Jamie
Pretty good assessment I reckon - except I'd put Alex higher. He seems pretty competent and certainly saved Melissa's bacon when she was really struggling. I'd put Paloma lower too - she has a high opinion of herself which isn't justified. In yesterday's episode, she wanted to wrap up more mass orders when they weren't capable of filling the ones that they had.
I deffo think Stella's the strongest so far (and Melissa is probably the worst contestant ever, she's so poor).