[TV] The Apprentice is back!

[Mellotron]

Great start to the series. Steven is going to be VALUE FOR MONEY.

 

[blue'n'white]

"Big Brother" for yuppies/bellends

 

[Seasider78]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Great start to the series. Steven is going to be VALUE FOR MONEY.

Steven, please.

Steven.

Steven, please.

Steven, shut up.

 

[surrey jim]

Love the way the winner always kicks 'Lord' Sugar's two-bob job into touch earlydooors.

For the last series (or maybe more) the winner gets an investment of £250K to set up a business mwith equity split 50% theirs 50% Lord Sugars

 

[piersa]

May I congratulate you on a fine use of the word "chinbum".

This one is also going to get right on my wick, I suspect:

Lt Wharf

 

[piersa]

I think this wins the prize for the most utterly meaningless waffle of all though:

Sonia Eastenders

 

[Normal Rob]

a rejected sex doll.

 

[smudge]

There's one from Brighton!

Going by the voice alone, he seems a bit posh.

Weekend Warrior who thought that putting organic cheese in a hot dog would make them more appealing to the 'edgy' Shoreditch punters.

My initial impression is that of a boarding school toff that either doesn't have it in him to join the regular army or wasn't accepted.

A complete end of a particularly annoying bell.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'd reserve judgement on that, until we see the first show. They always look WEIRDER than they really are in those profile pictures.

Personally, I've got hopes for LAUREN.

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I picked the wrong one.

The only fit one is ROISIN

 

[Bozza]

I was impressed that the lady-man who PMed the girls last night immediately advocated her team make an effort with their appearance, including the use of short skirts and high heels.

It is exactly the kind of forward-thinking business strategy that is required to succeed.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I was impressed that the lady-man who PMed the girls last night immediately advocated her team make an effort with their appearance, including the use of short skirts and high heels.

It is exactly the kind of forward-thinking business strategy that is required to succeed.

Indeed.

Might have rather alienated the muslim girl and the FAT girl though.


<awaits [MENTION=14574]daveinprague[/MENTION] telling me all about his fit Uzbelk muslim gf, who wears short skirts and high heels...>

 

[Trevor]

Who was that balding buffoon that thought that penguins live in the Arctic?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

That was a brilliant moment, when the girls' PM asked the disbelieving zoo manager for £300 for a bucket containing some Marigolds & j-cloths

And when she told them it was important to keep the rubber gloves away from the penguins

 

[Beach Hut]

That was a brilliant moment, when the girls' PM asked the disbelieving zoo manager for £300 for a bucket containing some Marigolds & j-cloths

And when she told them it was important to keep the rubber gloves away from the penguins

One of they most inert sales pitches I have ever seen.

What I like about the Apprentice is that basic logic totally goes out the window when under pressure to win a task, probably what happened in the banking industry recently

 

[Spicy]

Weekend Warrior who thought that putting organic cheese in a hot dog would make them more appealing to the 'edgy' Shoreditch punters.

My initial impression is that of a boarding school toff that either doesn't have it in him to join the regular army or wasn't accepted.

A complete end of a particularly annoying bell.

Nearly on his way back to Brighton!

 

[Pavilionaire]

This series is nailed on to be a corker:

1. 10 girls come up with the team name "Decadence". Les than half of them don't know what the word means, whilst the rest are too thick to realise it will NOT appeal to Lord Sugar, Brady and Hewer. Sure enough, Sugar takes the unprecedented step of rejecting it and telling them to come up with a better alternative.
2. The boys singularly fail to make ANY money on T-shirts, thus losing the task. SHOCKING cock-up.

I've watched this show a lot over the years and Roisin ticks a lot of boxes as a potential winner. She basically won it for the girls last night by realising they had no time to shift the t-shirts, so selling them back to the printer for £60. They ended up winning by £56.80. This should make her popular with the rest of the girls.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Roisin ticks a lot of boxes .

Definitely ticks a few of mine.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Definitely ticks a few of mine.

I'm surprised the t-shirt printer didn't try to strike a harder bargain. With just minutes remaining the girl would have done ANYTHING for cash.

 

[Beach Hut]

Bianca looks like ET