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[TV] The Apprentice 2023
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Weststander
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Denisha (I think’s her name) used 8 lives at once. A miserable blame merchant and non team player.
Weststander
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Charmed by the Irish!Call me shallow, but generally there is at least one fit woman to keep me interested until the final stages; this season the only good one went in week one!
Her temper got the better of her. Shame.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Weird that Sugar's reason for firing tonight was that the person contributed nothing to his team. That might be justifiable in a close contest when their team loses by a whisker, but tonight the losing team were trounced in every department and were led by a professional kid's theatrical producer who's actual job it is to create this stuff.
Sugar even admitted that one of the girls on the winning team seemed to do half of the entire work herself, but no criticism there for the two or three that seemed to do nothing on that team.
Poor decision by Sugar.
Sugar even admitted that one of the girls on the winning team seemed to do half of the entire work herself, but no criticism there for the two or three that seemed to do nothing on that team.
Poor decision by Sugar.
Guarantee he wouldn't have even been brought back in had Sugar not mentioned that he did jackshit.
slimes
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9 obscure items...
Is this where we find out where the missing R's have gone from the club shop?
Is this where we find out where the missing R's have gone from the club shop?
medwayseagull reborn
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- Oct 12, 2022
- 512
Oh dear.
medwayseagull reborn
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- Oct 12, 2022
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The best decision so far was by the woman who decided to voluntarily leave the process.
Call me shallow, but generally there is at least one fit woman to keep me interested until the final stages; this season the only good one went in week one!
its a real bad crop for fit ones this year. Most even seem to be carrying a bit.
Have had to lower standards to try and enjoy but scraping the barrel
Whitechapel
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Put my fist through my TV screen I was so angry. Justice for Gregory
Shropshire Seagull
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After last year's cock up with Polar Bears in the Antarctic and the misspelt "Artic"
I'm more than disappointed that no one pointed out that Giraffe's have stripes not spots !!
The gobby scouse bint grinds my ears too ...
And poor Greg, got fired, not for being shit, but for being honest about his limited contribution to animation and story-telling - shambles!!
Weststander
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Gregory's departure was harsh. I'm certain than in the past AS allowed folk to stay in an early week where they'd offered little, but had already shone in another.
This time his mind was seemingly made up the moment Greg was in the three, just didn't want him to remain.
Not holding your phone to your ear, and other annoying shit that can be blamed on The Apprentice
THE Apprentice has got a lot to answer for, besides putting several hundred hours of excruciating twats on television. Like these annoyances.
www.thedailymash.co.uk
Weststander
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On at 9, this week they’re in Brighton.
Dragging up painful memories for Karren:
Dragging up painful memories for Karren:
Weststander
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The final three were chaotically shite, Denisha was hopeless from the get-go.
We enjoyed that.
We enjoyed that.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
That girls deserved to go, given the chance to prove herself ss Project Manager but failed abjectly
Pm was gormless but how that Jocko clown is still there is beyond me. Bloody hell.
Gave up on the apprentice many years ago. Used to enjoy watching it with the girlfriend and ripping the piss out of it together but it’s a bit of a boring watch on one’s own.
Nevertheless, I thought I’d give tonight’s a go as it was in B&H.
I managed, just about, up until one woman started haggling over the Abba 45, maybe 15 mins in.
Had to turn it off. Too cringey to be enjoyable. I was embarrassed for them. If they looked like they were capable of any self analysis, I’d say they’d look back on this in a few years and be devastated how awful they come across. But they won’t.
And worse than that? Only one vaguely attractive bird on there. The long haired one who owns an online sweet company. The rest of them were swamp donkeys.
And for that reason, you’re fired and get me out of here.
Nevertheless, I thought I’d give tonight’s a go as it was in B&H.
I managed, just about, up until one woman started haggling over the Abba 45, maybe 15 mins in.
Had to turn it off. Too cringey to be enjoyable. I was embarrassed for them. If they looked like they were capable of any self analysis, I’d say they’d look back on this in a few years and be devastated how awful they come across. But they won’t.
And worse than that? Only one vaguely attractive bird on there. The long haired one who owns an online sweet company. The rest of them were swamp donkeys.
And for that reason, you’re fired and get me out of here.