Oooooh did it start tonight? I was watching Spurs v Barca.
What's Taskmaster?
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[TV] The Apprentice 2018 - official thread
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Oooooh did it start tonight? I was watching Spurs v Barca.
What's Taskmaster?
Worry times ahead if these are the budding entrepreneurs that will see our country capitalize on the 'opportunities' being presented by the forthcoming Brexit debacle!!
*spoilers*
Well I was amused. The usual high standards of incompetence, in fact higher. The octopus purchase was tremendous, the whole "wrong island" thing, the entire subteam that bought one item between them, along with a duplicate item. Oh and the gimpy Paul Pogba lookalike who lapped up this triumph as if he hadn't been utterly shithouse and won only by default. I liked how he tried to take the glory for absolutely anything half decent. He is going to prove an absolute waste of space.
The only thing I was left dissatisfied with was the person who left. I think Sugar was a bit prejudiced against the gobby northerner, as the other two were absolutely fcking gash but looked more refined.
Well I was amused. The usual high standards of incompetence, in fact higher. The octopus purchase was tremendous, the whole "wrong island" thing, the entire subteam that bought one item between them, along with a duplicate item. Oh and the gimpy Paul Pogba lookalike who lapped up this triumph as if he hadn't been utterly shithouse and won only by default. I liked how he tried to take the glory for absolutely anything half decent. He is going to prove an absolute waste of space.
The only thing I was left dissatisfied with was the person who left. I think Sugar was a bit prejudiced against the gobby northerner, as the other two were absolutely fcking gash but looked more refined.
Raleigh Chopper
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This programme is not to be taken seriously for the sake of your health.
It has to be for entertainment purposes only surely, these people could not run a bath.
Sugar was right tonight, forget that she was hopeless, they all are, but she talked too much and whined in that awful Manchester accent, I would have fired her at the introduction as soon as she opened her gob.
Ninja Elephant
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- Feb 16, 2009
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Sabrina was a passenger tonight but she is a wonderful young lady. 
Oh I'm not unhappy to see her go - she sounded and acted like a bit part Coronation Street actress. But it seemed to me that the other two were just absolutely DREADFUL - a level of fckwittery we are rarely treated to, even on the Apprentice.
Weststander
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Almost every candidate in history has been an awful business prospect, often far too young and immature. The entertainment for us is watching the incompetence and infighting.
Taskmaster is just about the funniest thing on at the moment. It;s addictively entertaining and has brilliant contestants such as Bob Mortimer, Frank Skinner et al. It's brilliant. All 7 series on UKTVPlay.
https://uktvplay.uktv.co.uk/shows/taskmaster/watch-online/?video=5132853842001
Raleigh Chopper
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Yes, early days, but they seem even more incapable and stupid (where's Malta?) than usual.
Like I say entertainment only, that other wicked bitch should have gone too but their is a lot of mileage in her as a hate figure.
The lady team leader had a thankless task trying to control that gobby mob, I think she did ok (ish) considering what she had to deal with.
Oh and WTF is that WAG Brady doing there again, she is also crap.
Weststander
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Contestant Frank Brooks is a Pascal Gross lookalike.
Unlike the gifted footballer, Frank is a crap candidate.
Unlike the gifted footballer, Frank is a crap candidate.
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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First apprentice series I’ve chosen not to watch. Grew tired of the format, Karen’s no Margaret in fact given her mishandling of West Ham I can’t take her seriously as a business guru. Amd Claude, well, he should have remained as a series highlight, something to look forward to. Instead he’s like an all year round mince pie now. I guess not missing anything? Mainstream media doesn’t appear to cover as much either, maybe it’s run it’s course.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
I thought he was going as well.
You say mishandling of WHU but from a business perspective, they are still a premier league team, they play in a new 60k stadium for which they have paid peanuts! From a CEO perspective, that's a good job. Just doesn't sit well with their traditional fan base!
Called this after ten seconds, last week!
Sabrina was a passenger tonight but she is a wonderful young lady.
Decent.
SIAN is the real looker though. Beautiful young lady.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Should Kurran consider acting as a career ?
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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For the second week running he could easily have fired all three in the boardroom. Desperate. Maybe it really has jumped the shark.
Weststander
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So did I, watching with my family. My Albion loving son refuses to laugh at the quip, as it’s an insult to Pascal.
Weststander
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Sabrina’s nice, but I like the canadian looker Jackie.
Unusually, she’s already a successful business owner.