The Apprentice 2016 thread

[Pavilionaire]

Apart from the fact that Rebecca runs her own marketing and design business, she's just a chatty office girl.

The reality is she works with her sister from home designing websites, so hardly Saatchi and Saatchi. I know someone who's a director of an office maintenance company or, to put it another way, a cleaner.

Six tasks, six defeats. Marketing? Last week she filmed the pavement and ignores the 20-strong choir that were promoting the product.

Sh1t for brains.

 

[Albion Robster]

Apart from the lack of nous there's also a lack of bitching and no hint of romance either. All a bit disappointing.

Here you go Pavilionaire. Some reported tomfoolery in the bedroom. No surprise it involved the sauce pot Jessica!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...d-up-in-bed-together-in-their-london-mansion/

 

[Pavilionaire]

Here you go Pavilionaire. Some reported tomfoolery in the bedroom. No surprise it involved the sauce pot Jessica!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...d-up-in-bed-together-in-their-london-mansion/

"Make-up artist Grainne and ex-stripper Jessica" - good work lads!

 

[whitelion]

Here you go Pavilionaire. Some reported tomfoolery in the bedroom. No surprise it involved the sauce pot Jessica!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...d-up-in-bed-together-in-their-london-mansion/

Blimey that's a surprise - I had Paul down as gay.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Blimey that's a surprise - I had Paul down as gay.

Are you thinking of the greying bearded geezer Dillon?

 

[whitelion]

Are you thinking of the greying bearded geezer Dillon?

Yes that's him. In the article linked, the grey-haired one was named Paul.

 

[whitelion]

Now know why - Dillon St-Paul - blooming Sun.

 

[Murray 17]

I think the producers have to look at the candidate recruitment process

Yes. Thousands apply, and these are the best candidates? These people make fundamental mistakes every week.

 

[symyjym]

Blimey that's a surprise - I had Paul down as gay.

Playing camp is a good trick to gain confidence from the ladies. I've never tried this strategy because it takes a lot of commitment

 

[Motogull]

Rebecca's "Tw@t" comments at the end had me laughing hard.

There are plenty who don't know that tw*t means c*nt. I hope she ain't one of them.

 

[LamieRobertson]

'' Jessica picked spots off Courtney's back'' .... true love

 

[Beach Hut]

Rebecca was a sitting duck from the the start of the task as she was supposed to project manage, cupid stunt anyway and as stated shit for brains

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Worst Apprentice I have ever seen, and being very cynical, I can't help thinking it is getting more and more set up to make good tellybox viewing. A shadow of days yore.

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

There isn't really an obvious stitch-up merchant emerged as yet? Usually by now there's someone you love to hate. Katie Hopkins was the role model for this. Having said this, who wants another Katie Hopkins inflicted on the planet?

 

[Sheebo]

If anyone knows darts, Rebecca reminded me if Darly Gurney #superchin

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

There are plenty who don't know that tw*t means c*nt.

Explains the look i got on a Taiwan Airline once..........Stewardess said "would you like anything to drink" to which i replied, "i would not mind some of you TWA-T".

 

[Motogull]

Explains the look i got on a Taiwan Airline once..........Stewardess said "would you like anything to drink" to which i replied, "i would not mind some of you TWA-T".

I hope you didn't go on to call her a berk.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I hope you didn't go on to call her a berk.

what does that mean? would i have been thrown off the plane.

 

[Motogull]

what does that mean? would i have been thrown off the plane.

This is much less appreciated but berk comes from cockney rhyming slang, Berkshire Hunt. You'd have got away with it but I always have a good laugh when I hear it.

 

[Jim D]

Explains the look i got on a Taiwan Airline once..........Stewardess said "would you like anything to drink" to which i replied, "i would not mind some of you TWA-T".

The 1980's want their joke back. That was first used when the US airline TWA were still flying.