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Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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Barber should have turned the sprinklers on....

He can't now.


On a completely unconnected matter.

Does anyone know the best way to connect an underlawn sprinkler system.

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PILTDOWN MAN

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It was strange stuff. They use a combination of real grass and artificial fibres. It looked plastically.

Ours doesn't it's only grass
 




T soprano

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Oct 27, 2011
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Posh end of Shoreham
???? I just meant it seemed odd to dig up the turf of our home when there's another game to play. It's not like the goldstone when we all took some as it was being dug up anyway. I just thought people would have more respect?
I agree mate
Was just has annoyed to see crumbs all over the pitch as well

Just don't understand who does a pitch invasion carrying a packet of rich tea biscuits
 






Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Playing snooker
Did see someone had dropped a whole packet of biscuits in the north stand penalty area, crumbs all over the place
Hopefully a CCTV will be able to pick out the culprit, think they were rich teas

I think they were Wagner Wheels. They fall to pieces in the box.
 








studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
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On the Border
I call bullshit on this post. You are merely trying to trick people into admitting they were on the pitch yesterday, thereby helping the club invoke banning orders. and for that reason, i am out.

Not as clever as the public poll on where did you get on the pitch from
 


perry digweed

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Oct 21, 2003
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Brighton
Lovely grass...
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Giraffe

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Definitely read somewhere its a combination of grass and artificial fibres. Not sure where though

I think I heard something similar when they first laid the pitch. I think the fibre element is in the seed/growth though.

And no I don't understand that either.
 


thedeadone

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Jan 17, 2005
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West Sussex
I was fuming with some knobhead on our bus who thought it would be ok to take a small bit of the turf.
His reasoning was it was 'only a tiny bit for a souvenir' He had no reply for my comment of 'What if all 29,000 fans wanted a small Bit'
 


spence

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Oct 15, 2014
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Crawley
I was fuming with some knobhead on our bus who thought it would be ok to take a small bit of the turf.
His reasoning was it was 'only a tiny bit for a souvenir' He had no reply for my comment of 'What if all 29,000 fans wanted a small Bit'

I saw a few people picking the grass
 




227 BHA

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Jul 5, 2003
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Findon Valley, Worthing
The ones I spotted weren't just picking a few strands of grass they were actually trying to dig up a handful of turf with their fingers. What's wrong with people!!??
 




Wrong-Direction

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I thought the ground looked smaller once on the pitch

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PILTDOWN MAN

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seagurn

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Found it quite slippery to run on , so did a few other when running towards glenn murray it was hilarious went they slid over in some of the videos i have seen.
 


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