Castanets.
And those panama hat things.
Straw donkeys.
Useless leather covered sangria pourers.
I'm getting excited already
Miguel Owena?
Just gonna say this now, but on the website. They refer to him as 'Catalonian', given Catalona's separatism, perhaps there's a chance he may consider himself Catalonian than Spanish? Maybe some Catalonian flags would be a more suited item.
"VICENTE, SALTOR, CALDERON" "GENIOUS DEL FOOTBALL" and a seagull printed on it for next season
(vicente, saltor, calderon,,football genuises)
That is actually Valencia's away kit
Those days have passed, thankfully. Although they hate Real Madrid, the vast majority of people from other provinces like Cataluña, the Basque Country and Valencia, generally all get behind the national team. I'd be very surprised if a Catalan took offence to the Spanish flag.
When we score, all shout GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!! Instead of YEEESSSSSSS!!!!
Given force of habit, this might be a bit difficult!
Tippy-tapas?28-pass moves that end with someone walking it into the net?
Those days have passed, thankfully. Although they hate Real Madrid, the vast majority of people from other provinces like Cataluña, the Basque Country and Valencia, generally all get behind the national team. I'd be very surprised if a Catalan took offence to the Spanish flag.
Valencia's greatest export...?
san miguel instead of fosters and sangria