[Palace] The Always Ultras:: a tale of WOE

[The Kid Frankie]

This whole bizarre farce continues.

Palace fans can now apply to be part of the singing section, but the club seem to have an opaque process in place to decide who does and doesn't make the cut. Either that or they ARE holding X Factor style auditions:

"Crystal Palace FC are introducing a 'singing section' in Block E of the Lower Tier of the Holmesdale Road Stand for the 2019/20 season with the aim of creating a wall of noise and further enhancing our fantastic home atmosphere.

This singing section waiting list is currently available to 18/19 season ticket holders only. If you feel you are suitable and would like to to be a part of this exciting initiative, please apply either by signing up to the singing section waiting list online here or by calling the box office on 08712 000 071.

Please note that it is anticipated that places will be limited and the club will have the final say on which applications are successful."

Brilliant.

And the ‘Ultras’ then have the brass neck to claim to be against modern football...

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

This whole bizarre farce continues.

Palace fans can now apply to be part of the singing section, but the club seem to have an opaque process in place to decide who does and doesn't make the cut. Either that or they ARE holding X Factor style auditions:

"Crystal Palace FC are introducing a 'singing section' in Block E of the Lower Tier of the Holmesdale Road Stand for the 2019/20 season with the aim of creating a wall of noise and further enhancing our fantastic home atmosphere.

This singing section waiting list is currently available to 18/19 season ticket holders only. If you feel you are suitable and would like to to be a part of this exciting initiative, please apply either by signing up to the singing section waiting list online here or by calling the box office on 08712 000 071.

Please note that it is anticipated that places will be limited and the club will have the final say on which applications are successful."

I heard the working title for the selection process is "We're so tinpot, get us out of here".

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I thought that the previous Ultras were boycotting Selhurst this season?

Yet that says the new singing section is only open to existing STH...

 

[Dougie]

I thought that the previous Ultras were boycotting Selhurst this season?

Yet that says the new singing section is only open to existing STH...

It is .

 

[Gazwag]

I thought that the previous Ultras were boycotting Selhurst this season?

Yet that says the new singing section is only open to existing STH...

I thought that but then read "waiting list" so I take that to mean the hoddie boyz who threw their season tickets out of their pram are automatically the "singing section" next year and anybody else goes on the waiting list until audition day.

 

[Titanic]

"This singing section waiting list is currently available to 18/19 season ticket holders only."

So the spotty oiks have already bagged their prime seats... only places on the waiting list available??

#tinpotorwhat?

 

[Frankie]

How would one know if i feel suitable to join ?

 

[Taybha]

How would one know if i feel suitable to join ?

You have to be Glad all over and like to make a Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ooooooh Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah noise quite a bit and buy all your togs from Potters Outfitters , i reckon you'd make chairman by January

 

[happypig]

How would one know if i feel suitable to join ?

Question 1. Are you a **** ?

 

[studio150]

Question 1. Are you a **** ?

Answer - Yes and you are eligible

Answer - Not sure, best if you keep your existing seat

Answer - No, why are you supporting CPFC you should be supporting a better team

 

[Goldstone1976]

I thought that the previous Ultras were boycotting Selhurst this season?

Yet that says the new singing section is only open to existing STH...

That, and it says that the “club” (sic) will have the final say on which applications are accepted.

I thought that the yoofs had been given a block of 400 seats and that they were going to provide a list of names to the club saying who should get them? No?

This whole mess could have lots of mileage left. Te he.

 

[Taybha]

Question 1. Are you a **** ?

Lady ? well yes she is

 

[father_and_son]

You know that you are a Palace Fan if you chastise your 12yo daughter for smoking at the dinner table...




...in front of her children.

 

[father_and_son]

How would one know if i feel suitable to join ?

Using the word "one" to describe yourself immediately precludes you from joining the waiting list!!

 

[Brok]

This whole bizarre farce continues.

Palace fans can now apply to be part of the singing section, but the club seem to have an opaque process in place to decide who does and doesn't make the cut. Either that or they ARE holding X Factor style auditions:

"Crystal Palace FC are introducing a 'singing section' in Block E of the Lower Tier of the Holmesdale Road Stand for the 2019/20 season with the aim of creating a wall of noise and further enhancing our fantastic home atmosphere.

This singing section waiting list is currently available to 18/19 season ticket holders only. If you feel you are suitable and would like to to be a part of this exciting initiative, please apply either by signing up to the singing section waiting list online here or by calling the box office on 08712 000 071.

Please note that it is anticipated that places will be limited and the club will have the final say on which applications are successful."

Singing up to the signing section, Shirley?




And try saying that after a few beers...

 

[LamieRobertson]

This whole bizarre farce continues.

Palace fans can now apply to be part of the singing section, but the club seem to have an opaque process in place to decide who does and doesn't make the cut. Either that or they ARE holding X Factor style auditions:

"Crystal Palace FC are introducing a 'singing section' in Block E of the Lower Tier of the Holmesdale Road Stand for the 2019/20 season with the aim of creating a wall of noise and further enhancing our fantastic home atmosphere.

This singing section waiting list is currently available to 18/19 season ticket holders only. If you feel you are suitable and would like to to be a part of this exciting initiative, please apply either by signing up to the singing section waiting list online here or by calling the box office on 08712 000 071.

Please note that it is anticipated that places will be limited and the club will have the final say on which applications are successful."

Erm...I thought they said it wasn't hence the 'idea' to give the Holmsdale choir boys new pews?

 

[LlcoolJ]

The tinpottery reaches new levels. They truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

How are the natives taking this new development?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

You know that you are a Palace Fan if you chastise your 12yo daughter for smoking at the dinner table...




...in front of her children.

Harsh.....but.....

 

[Nobby]

I’m currently learning guitar. Would it be ok to take it to the auditions?

 

[Perry Milkins]

I’m currently learning guitar. Would it be ok to take it to the auditions?

Only a triangle mate..most of the fearsome brave boys will be at rehearsal right now with Mrs Bottomley..."Little Donkey, Little Donkey"..wonder what Tomkins and (£30m) Sakho will make of that?