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The Albion "magic genie". Some lighthearted fun



Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
Ah, the old ones are the best

Croydon Nigel is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: "I will give you three wishes."

The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a popping sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. Nigel starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

Nige says: "I want two more of these."


Coat please.
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,263
Turn the clock back to 2013 and slip a packet of Imodium in the bus driver's pocket.
 




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