The Adkins Diet

[Comedy Steve]

The following would seem appropriate.

1) Whiteandredbait without toast and lemon.
2) Cold Craig Mackarel Smith with maygo soon chutney
3) Cervalat of hot air with mashed ideas and runners up beans.
4) Physiodelphia cheese with lots of celery.
5) Old tired Port with After eighteen ( behind Brighton ) Mints.

How about some sandwiches? Hamm-ond cheese(d off)?

 

[Everest]

All washed down with a nice hot cup of 'shut the f*** up'!

Presumably you'd have to bring your own cup

 

[KNC]

Does it come with Ketchup. Geddit, geddit?

 

[16bha]

Finish with a nice coffee but make sure you watch the cream rise to the top...and make sure you leave a tip at the end of the meal, like "underestimate us at your peril!"