The Adkins Diet

[Comedy Steve]

The Adkins Diet - allowed foods:

Hard cheese
Sour grapes
Humble pie
Vegetables of the season
Egg (on face)
Cannot have plaice first; must be gutted.

Drinks:
Bitter or a tiny amount of spirit.
No champagne and no cups needed.



(sorry if this or something similar has been done!)

 

[The Large One]

Any whine?

 

[skipper734]

You also get a lot of hot air on the Adkins diet. Not nice to be around.

 

[KNC]

Will there be seconds......or thirds

 

[grummitts gloves]

All washed down with a nice hot cup of 'shut the f*** up'!

 

[bhaexpress]

Well now I know what to have for a pig's breakfast, but don't you think that some people in Hampshire may find this fare hard to swallow ?

 

[Safeway]

Oh great, another Southampton thread!

 

[clippedgull]

The Adkins Diet - allowed foods:

Hard cheese
Sour grapes
Humble pie
Vegetables of the season
Egg (on face)
Cannot have plaice first; must be gutted.

Drinks:
Bitter or a tiny amount of spirit.
No champagne and no cups needed.



(sorry if this or something similar has been done!)

 

[Everest]

Is that the diet where you end up with a tough shit?

 

[Simster]

Oh great, another Southampton thread!

Are you sure? I swear I've seen this done before. About five times.

The only difference is that Adkins has a name that makes it seem more relevant.

 

[Skunk]

All washed down with a nice hot cup of 'shut the f*** up'!

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Chips? On both shoulders.

 

[Titanic]

The menu may look fantastic, and some of the prices are huge, but sadly the meal will be rather disappointing.

 

[Hunting 784561]

The Nigel Adkins diet ?

All farts, but no f***ing poo....

 

[Jim D]

They could also allow Hampshire Beef (not rare)

 

[Gwylan]

Shouldn't it be Hammond Egg (on face)

 

[NMH]

Let's see if we can make him Bubble & Squeak when he comes to Withdean, and ask if he has-beans

 

[Mo Gosfield]

The following would seem appropriate.

1) Whiteandredbait without toast and lemon.
2) Cold Craig Mackarel Smith with maygo soon chutney
3) Cervalat of hot air with mashed ideas and runners up beans.
4) Physiodelphia cheese with lots of celery.
5) Old tired Port with After eighteen ( behind Brighton ) Mints.

 

[Triggaaar]

Chips? On both shoulders.

With all these threads about Adkins (although this one is worthy) isn't it us with chips on out shoulders?

 

[fire&skill]

What about the bowl of hot, bitter scouse?