the 4th crocs vs nsc/frutos xl game shall be held...

[ali jenkins]

In a responce to the latest press release made by the CROCS team, NSC playmaker, Ali Jenkins, has said that transfer rumers surrounding Sam Upton were "Profoundly untrue" and "A misunderstanding".

Reports that Sam Upton wants to "Play for the other team" have been seriously mis-interpreted and Upton would have to join fellow NSC wannabe Adriedihnonohhonhonh in the SAS style training camp if he ever wanted to be considered as a NSC team member.

Jenkins later went on to say that these transfer rumers were a sure sign that the CROCS team are "falling apart at the seams" and they are trying to, un-succesfully, disrupt the NSC teams mentality.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

can we have another name instead of nsc? like the steaming kettles or something?

Nsc's second highest scorer in there history has this evening come out with comment that could devide the team. he has agreed with the comments made by playmaker ali jenkins in wishing bob ticehurst as manager, going against captain steve.

he said ' i feel bob can take us to the next level and his half - time team talks should give us the will-power to go on.' he later said he was thinking about his future. ' when steve disagreed with bob becoming manager i lost a lot of respect for him, he is my buddy to travel to the game with and i thougth we shared to same ideas. there was a point where i wanted to ask for a transfer but then the idea of playing for anyone but nsc made me think of retiring at the age of 16 and a half.'

jaz is now once again a nsc'er by heart and will give his all once he pulls on the blue and white strips.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Breaking News

NSC's goalkeeper Cereal Killer (aka Nathan) has got nothing to say, NOTHING!

Well, when we say nothing, we mean that the News Of The World has reported that the keeper has just eaten a pork pie.

That is all.

(Btw, I think we should change our team name)

 

[ali jenkins]

Breaking News

NSC's goalkeeper Cereal Killer (aka Nathan) has got nothing to say, NOTHING!

Well, when we say nothing, we mean that the News Of The World has reported that the keeper has just eaten a pork pie.

That is all.

(Btw, I think we should change our team name)

Thats not the food of a finely tuned athletic machine!


I want 100 suicides from you before the next game!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

fine

 

[ali jenkins]

fine

that reminds me,

And as a fine you can bring the HARIBO to the next game!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

what a top idea ali.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

that reminds me,

And as a fine you can bring the HARIBO to the next game!

I'll bring a large bag

 

[Captain Pugwash]

 

[John Boy]

So,

1. What is the date of the new game?

2. If its changed, does Kev know?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

CROC CRISIS

The press conference scheduled at noon today was cancelled, after both Sam Upton and Croc Captain Tom Witham failed to turn up. The one news reporter who bothered to show at the Croc leisure suite was informed that Potter was disgusted at his treatment.

"I've made an effort, but neither of them can be arsed. I've tried contacting Witham to find out where he's gone, but alas he's not answering his phone." A troubled and lonley Potter then turned to his sister for advice, only to find himself redirected to her answering machine. Potter added "I have a nasty feeling that i'm not being picked for the Crocs on the grounds of my footballing ability alone". However, Potter refused to comment any further, and rumours are arife that he has paid journalists not to print the story set to run in last Sunday's tabloids over an alledged sex scandal in the Crocs camp. Captain Tom Witham was unavailable for comment, although has since contacted Potter and apologised of his absence, which he put down to a 'pressured morning'. A rearranged conference is set to take within the forthcoming week.

In other news, it would seem that there is yet to be an agreed date on the rearranged NSC vs Crocs fixture, as NSC rebel Kevin Ticehurst appears to have once again vanished off the face of the earth, following a 'power struggle' between Frutos and Ticehursts father Bob. More to follow...

 

[Zesh Rehman]

 

[ali jenkins]

So,

1. What is the date of the new game?

2. If its changed, does Kev know?

I was told it had been arranged for the 2nd feb (week after) and i would guess that Kev aint got any clue.

But thinking about it he might do as he has put his DAD forward as manager!

Probably best to give him a bell and find out though!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

i did tell kev on saturday that it is on the 2nd, but best phone him, you know what kev is like.

 

[1066gull]

Can I come?


Plllllllllllllllllllllease.

Can't be Sat 10
Or 3rd

or 7th

Oh and this Sat

 

[SuperMario]

So, who have we got for this grand occasion:

1) Me (assuming I recover from my injury)
2) Jaz
3) Ali
4) Kev
5) Cereal Killer (can't remember if he said he was available or not)

*cough*

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Can I come?


Plllllllllllllllllllllease.

Can't be Sat 10
Or 3rd

or 7th

Oh and this Sat

ADRIE FOR f*** SAKE, IF YOU WANNA GO THEN GO AT THE TIME WE CHOOSE, NOT THE TIME YOU WANT !!!!!!!

 

[Da Man Clay]

And breath......

 

[Frutos]

*cough*

My apologies:

1) Steve (Captain)
2) Jaz
3) Kev
4) Nathan
5) Ali
6) Gary
7)

Adrie, I'm willing to give you a chance:

The game is at 8pm, at the Burgess Hill Triangle on Friday 2nd February. This is not going to be changed to suit you.

If you are available, and able to get to the venue on the said date at the said time (and also provided you promise not to turn up in jeans again, or run away from the ball when it is passed to you), then you may play.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Wonderful.