Withdean Wanderer
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Scotty Mac said:
If only the Hamsters followed that approach
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the 4th crocs vs nsc/frutos xl game shall be held...
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If only the Hamsters followed that approach
Scotty Mac
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Withdean Wanderer said:If only the Hamsters followed that approach
the hamsters just enjoy CRUSHING the opposition, as you have found out to your cost
i wonder what the outcome of a hamsters v nsc game would be
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Zesh Rehman
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Withdean Wanderer said:
that was my point, how can it be crocs v nsc, if there is only 1 or no crocs.
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Zesh Rehman
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The Complete Badger said:
but yeh anyway i say yes to playing the week after
Scotty Mac
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Scott McCarthy today responded angrily today to the postponement of the scheduled Crocs v NSC Clash, claiming it was "disrespectulf and downright diabolical" to call the game off
Speaking from McCarthy Towers, the controversial Crocs goalkeeper said: "Tom thinks he is doing it in the best interests of the game, but I just honestly think he is a twattwattwattwat. I was looking forward to this game immensely, and cannot believe he has called it off. It has lead me to question Tom not only as a fellow professional, but as a man and a dear friend. It leaves me in a tough position, and one that will have to see me question not only my Crocs future, but the great bond I have with the man I previously considered to be my greatest friend. It has upset me to the point where I am contemplating asking for him to return Jamie Oliver: 100 Things to do with Root Vegetables cookbook I gave him for Christmas
Meanwhile, McCarthy has denied furiosuly all rumours of a cocaine habbit after being seen snorting white powder in the toilet of notorious Burgess Hill night spot the Windmill. When questioned, the Crocs star replied simply with: "It was flour, and I was snorting it in order to store it in my nasal passage for the breaking of a cake I was intending to do later"
Speaking from McCarthy Towers, the controversial Crocs goalkeeper said: "Tom thinks he is doing it in the best interests of the game, but I just honestly think he is a twattwattwattwat. I was looking forward to this game immensely, and cannot believe he has called it off. It has lead me to question Tom not only as a fellow professional, but as a man and a dear friend. It leaves me in a tough position, and one that will have to see me question not only my Crocs future, but the great bond I have with the man I previously considered to be my greatest friend. It has upset me to the point where I am contemplating asking for him to return Jamie Oliver: 100 Things to do with Root Vegetables cookbook I gave him for Christmas
Meanwhile, McCarthy has denied furiosuly all rumours of a cocaine habbit after being seen snorting white powder in the toilet of notorious Burgess Hill night spot the Windmill. When questioned, the Crocs star replied simply with: "It was flour, and I was snorting it in order to store it in my nasal passage for the breaking of a cake I was intending to do later"
Zesh Rehman
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Scotty Mac said:
the crocs are in turmoil !
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The Complete Badger said:
this is to funny
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So have you postponed the game then because you are missing a few players?
Not running scared after you narrowly escaped with victory last time?
Not running scared after you narrowly escaped with victory last time?
Zesh Rehman
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a bit of both ali, a bit of both
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1066gull
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I wanted to play
ali jenkins
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Adriodinho said:I wanted to play
there is a very tough SAS style training weekend that all the NSC team have completed!
After you have passed this then you will be looked at for selection!
ali jenkins
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BREAKING NEWS:
The rumers circulating around the NSC team's SAS style training camp is that football geneius Bob Ticehurst is ready to take the managers job at The Triangle Soccerdome.
In a statement released earlier today, club spokesman Jaz said that Bob would be very intrested in this job.
It is also suggested that the current playing squad, lead by captain Frutos, are preparing a request to be made to the chairman later on this evening.
After the CROCS team already pulled out of the original date for the 4th NSC/CROCS game, due to a reported bust-up in the dressing room, surley such devistating news for them could spell the end of their team spirit!
The rumers circulating around the NSC team's SAS style training camp is that football geneius Bob Ticehurst is ready to take the managers job at The Triangle Soccerdome.
In a statement released earlier today, club spokesman Jaz said that Bob would be very intrested in this job.
It is also suggested that the current playing squad, lead by captain Frutos, are preparing a request to be made to the chairman later on this evening.
After the CROCS team already pulled out of the original date for the 4th NSC/CROCS game, due to a reported bust-up in the dressing room, surley such devistating news for them could spell the end of their team spirit!
Zesh Rehman
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this could quite possibly be the toughest test the Crocs will ever face.
Da Man Clay
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Crocs 19 year old superstar centre half Chris Clayton has launched a scathing attack on the media for trying to bring the crocs dressing room into chaos. Clayton who has been attracting the attention of such clubs as Real Madrid and Inter Milian following the reported bust up was quick to refute the claims from the Media.
"Im disappointed that a small bust up has been blown well out of proportion by the local media, both Scott McCarthy and Tom Witham have now made up without needing to resort to returning the Jamie Oliver cook book"
Clayton continued "Tom Witham even provided the team with a scrumptious plate of chocolate chip cookies to help get team morale back to its normal high level, we are now looking forward to destroying Frutos and his team and continuing our unbeaten record"
"Im disappointed that a small bust up has been blown well out of proportion by the local media, both Scott McCarthy and Tom Witham have now made up without needing to resort to returning the Jamie Oliver cook book"
Clayton continued "Tom Witham even provided the team with a scrumptious plate of chocolate chip cookies to help get team morale back to its normal high level, we are now looking forward to destroying Frutos and his team and continuing our unbeaten record"
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Zesh Rehman
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it gets better !
NSC NEWS UPDATE:
Team captain Frutos, whose foot is well on the road to recovery after his recent injury scare, has shockingly come out (no pun intended) AGAINST the suggested appointment of Bob Ticehurst as team manager.
He was quoted as having said that " it's only a bloody kickabout between a group of mates, and as much as I want to win games, there is no need whatsoever for managers or team talks".
More on this story as it develops...
Team captain Frutos, whose foot is well on the road to recovery after his recent injury scare, has shockingly come out (no pun intended) AGAINST the suggested appointment of Bob Ticehurst as team manager.
He was quoted as having said that " it's only a bloody kickabout between a group of mates, and as much as I want to win games, there is no need whatsoever for managers or team talks".
More on this story as it develops...
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SuperMario
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BREAKING NEWS : CROCS IN TURMOIL AGAIN ?
It appeard that the Crocs were back on friendly terms again, but they have again been plunged into darkness once again after a shocking scene of events have been un covered by The News of the World. The story is as followed...
The Crocs young face Sam Upton has had much speculation surrounding his sexuality as of recent, and it would appear that he may be 'Batting for the other Team' after these latest allegations. Whilst on a romantic weekend in Oxford with fellow Croc Mark Potter, there was rumoured to have been an 'incident' on the beautiful banks of the River. The people of Oxford soon realised that the 2 men were from Brighton and immediatley sent them packing, yet again proving how homophobic Oxford really is.
When questioned about this 'incident' Upton re marked "NO we did not kiss !!! We did better things than that !" (whilst winking at the reporter). Potter was said to be angry and dissapointed that this incident had gone public, he said "We were just watching the river flow whilst eating some swiss roll and enjoying some hot coco out of my thermal flask". When asked why the 2 were on a romantic weekend in Oxford Potter replied "We were not an a romantic weekend, just merely exploral rural Britain and all it has to offer".
Inside imformation told us that team captain Tom Witham was very close to chucking the pair out of the team for good and replacing them with Eric Djemba-Djemba and Gabriel Agbonlahor. Upton and Potter were helped out by The Crocs defending Duo Clayton and Hewitt who both begged Witham not to release them and promised to do all of Witham's washing and service his car if he kept them on. Witham agreed but is rumoured to be close to having a nervous break down over all of the recent disputes amongst the Crocs. He today said, "NSC have been given a huge psychology head start over us, they have been training with the Army and Boca Juniors this week whilst we've been eating swiss roll and asking for our virginaty back. But we are fighters, we are warriors, we are Crocs and we will overcome our problems as one and watch the sunset together in harmony whilst stroking The Federico Turienzo trophy".
In a press conference tomorow Upton and Potter will publicly kiss and make up, whilst Team Captain Tom Witham will announce the team for the next up coming game....
It appeard that the Crocs were back on friendly terms again, but they have again been plunged into darkness once again after a shocking scene of events have been un covered by The News of the World. The story is as followed...
The Crocs young face Sam Upton has had much speculation surrounding his sexuality as of recent, and it would appear that he may be 'Batting for the other Team' after these latest allegations. Whilst on a romantic weekend in Oxford with fellow Croc Mark Potter, there was rumoured to have been an 'incident' on the beautiful banks of the River. The people of Oxford soon realised that the 2 men were from Brighton and immediatley sent them packing, yet again proving how homophobic Oxford really is.
When questioned about this 'incident' Upton re marked "NO we did not kiss !!! We did better things than that !" (whilst winking at the reporter). Potter was said to be angry and dissapointed that this incident had gone public, he said "We were just watching the river flow whilst eating some swiss roll and enjoying some hot coco out of my thermal flask". When asked why the 2 were on a romantic weekend in Oxford Potter replied "We were not an a romantic weekend, just merely exploral rural Britain and all it has to offer".
Inside imformation told us that team captain Tom Witham was very close to chucking the pair out of the team for good and replacing them with Eric Djemba-Djemba and Gabriel Agbonlahor. Upton and Potter were helped out by The Crocs defending Duo Clayton and Hewitt who both begged Witham not to release them and promised to do all of Witham's washing and service his car if he kept them on. Witham agreed but is rumoured to be close to having a nervous break down over all of the recent disputes amongst the Crocs. He today said, "NSC have been given a huge psychology head start over us, they have been training with the Army and Boca Juniors this week whilst we've been eating swiss roll and asking for our virginaty back. But we are fighters, we are warriors, we are Crocs and we will overcome our problems as one and watch the sunset together in harmony whilst stroking The Federico Turienzo trophy".
In a press conference tomorow Upton and Potter will publicly kiss and make up, whilst Team Captain Tom Witham will announce the team for the next up coming game....