That's It.I've Had Enough

[Gerbil]

Of this poxy country and it's poxy taxes,being ripped off on everything you do and buy and the weather.

Today I started the ball rolling to emmigrate to Oz.

Just a shame it takes sooooo long to get a visa,if they want me that is.

Anyone got any tips or advice about the long drawn out process that is emmigrating?

 

[seven stands]

none what so ever but good luck on whats prob the right choice

 

[Yorkie]

Here's the Immigrations Points calculator to see if you have a chance of getting a permanent residency visa.

http://www.workpermit.com/australia/point_calculator.htm

 

[Gerbil]

Here's the Immigrations Points calculator to see if you have a chance of getting a permanent residency visa.

http://www.workpermit.com/australia/point_calculator.htm

Got enough points just don't know if my qualifications are as good as I think they are

 

[Questions]

Here's the Immigrations Points calculator to see if you have a chance of getting a permanent residency visa.

http://www.workpermit.com/australia/point_calculator.htm

They won`t let me in.
F*** em....................... their beers weak anyway.

 

[British Bulldog]

They won`t let me in.
F*** em....................... their beers weak anyway.

They would'nt have me either!

 

[Beach Hut]

I failed - thank f*** for that as I would hate to emigrate then bump into Sourpuss

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

aussie wankers

i failed the points thing, then went back and said i was under forty whatever it was and i passed....



ageist wankers

 

[DC Rules]

I failed - thank f*** for that as I would hate to emigrate then bump into Sourpuss

shock horror, don't they give priority to STH?

 

[Questions]

They would'nt have me either!

We`d fit right in Bully.
Soon sort those wishy washy, namby pamby, weak beer sipping convicts out huh.

 

[Buzzer]

I qualify.

Right. Plan is to emigrate with my 2 boys, get them up to speed in cricket, come back to UK and let 'em play for England.

 

[Gerbil]

I failed - thank f*** for that as I would hate to emigrate then bump into Sourpuss

If YOU were there I wouldn't even apply!!

I couldn't stand all the WHINING

 

[Billy the Fish]

95 points. f*** it I didn't want to live in a place with nice beaches, lots of sun and fit birds anyway

 

[Questions]

aussie wankers

i failed the points thing, then went back and said i was under forty whatever it was and i passed....



ageist wankers

Bastards. I`m too old as well. I have all my teeth, am not bald but I do have problems with me feet now.

 

[algie]

Can you simply marry an Aussie bird and get in that way?

 

[Bakesy]

Got enough points just don't know if my qualifications are as good as I think they are

Does drinking GALLONS of FOSTERS every weekend count?

 

[Gerbil]

Does drinking GALLONS of FOSTERS every weekend count?

Nah.It's PISS

 

[Easy 10]

Can't I just STAB someone and get shipped down there ?
Or have times changed ?

 

[Trotster]

Can I have your West Ham ticket please?

 

[Safeway]

Can you simply marry an Aussie bird and get in that way?

Like all the ragheads do to get in here, yeah?