That 13 year old from Eastbourne

[Sheebo]

I do apologise, Mr S, unforgivable error.

Once you've been to Town Farm in Hailsham you'll see why it needs to be put on the map - it's a GREAT place

 

[Skint Gull]

It seems he's just joined Fathers for Justice.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................He's not too sure about the cause but he's already got his own Spiderman outfit.

Blimey, I didn't think you'd be so easily amused

she's probably got a crotch like a wok of porridge by now.

:remembersthispreviouslyunheardclassicforfuturereference:

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My lips are sealed.

On a completely different note, can we have a 'knowingly tapping side of nose, smilie'.

It's not YOU, is it?

 

[Stat Brother]

It's not YOU, is it?

Nah.
But sadly my lips have to be sealed tighter than Karen Carpenter's biscuit tin (one for the kids there).
As the bits of the story I know, make it obvious where my source comes from.

But that person saying, he's deffo not the father.