Testimonials

[Gav1901]

Late again...

And I bet someone's eaten all the f**king Doritos.

yes i kind of nicked the cool orignals

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

And I bet someone's eaten all the f**king Doritos.

Hang around - there could be some Humble Pie later.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

And where the f*** is my testimonial. I have been going for nigh on 30 years and the bastards still haven't offered me a testimonial.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

And where the f*** is my testimonial. I have been going for nigh on 30 years and the bastards still haven't offered me a testimonial.

*flicks through the club "rules"*

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Unfortunately being a Mac user I'll not be able to 'listen again' so I'll have to make up my mind just from the previous reports.
IMO he should have left it a little longer to allow the binfest to really mature, we all pay to view this site and its a bit like Khan going down in the first when what we really paid for is a good 12 round slog fest.
On the other hand an early flounce shows good intent and hints at other stuff going on in the flouncers life.
My first impression leads me to score him 7.5 but the added addition of REMF pushes it up to an 8.
Well done to all concerned.
Now.........what did I do with my life ?

 

[Titanic]

Well, bollocks to the f***ing lot of you. Binfest your arse off for all I care.

I am sick to the back teeth of lies an innuendos being written about me on here. I haven't given anyone nearly enough information about me or what I 'know' or 'don't know', so who the f*** are people to think they can?

The one that really does my head in is when Bloom took over and some idiot wrote 'I bet TLO is gutted now we've got a new chairman'. What a f***ing spanner.

Bollocks to NSC. Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the f***ing lot of you.

It's all f***ing SHIT. TLO is flouncing and I'm out of here.

:safeway or what?

 

[John Bumlick]

oh well. one less over opinionated, arrogant, fat, tosser. i'm sure nsc will survive.

although 29,578 posts does suggest he'll be back sooner rather than later...

 

[SurreySeagulls]

oh well. one less over opinionated, arrogant, fat, tosser. i'm sure nsc will survive.

Not to worry I am still here and fit the profile

 

[NMH]

Well, bollocks to the f***ing lot of you. Binfest your arse off for all I care.

I am sick to the back teeth of lies an innuendos being written about me on here. I haven't given anyone nearly enough information about me or what I 'know' or 'don't know', so who the f*** are people to think they can?

The one that really does my head in is when Bloom took over and some idiot wrote 'I bet TLO is gutted now we've got a new chairman'. What a f***ing spanner.

Bollocks to NSC. Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the f***ing lot of you.

It's all f***ing SHIT. TLO is flouncing and I'm out of here.

Ooow, before you go Alan, a quick tick of the box on my jolly-good thread, please?

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=154243

 

[NMH]

And where the f*** is my testimonial. I have been going for nigh on 30 years and the bastards still haven't offered me a testimonial.

I overheard Perry talking about that, in the car-park.
He said "who the f*** is SurreySeagulls? He'll get a testimonial when he's brown bread"
Can you wait?

 

[aftershavedave]

will his departure from nsc mean that TLO will now miss out on his own nsc testimonial ?

 

[supaseagull]

excellent lunch time reading...cheers guys

I never really paid that much attention to TLO's posts, but that one was good.

Who'dve thought that a simple question about a players testimonial would have turned into such a strop.

 

[Gritt23]

and his testimonial will be against... HULL

he played his first 90 minuets against them and he also played on loan, there a prem club (for now) and there to shit to have any better friendlies

And it they will bring their new £5m signing along with them which would help the gate. Yeah, Hull is a good shout.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

oh well. one less over opinionated, arrogant, fat, tosser. i'm sure nsc will survive.

No no I'm still posting!!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Please don't put yourself down TLO.

Your earlier statement that HBB is a bell end can be confirmed as 100% correct.
You Sir are a shrewd judge of character.

But a bell end who can still afford to live in Brighton Unc!!!

 

[John Bumlick]

No no I'm still posting!!

i did say 'one less'. the insinuation being that there are many left to fill the void.

by the way, for the 6.95 Donatello's menu comment. i think that really lit the blue touchpaper.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

How will we know when his radio show is?

 

[SurreySeagulls]

I overheard Perry talking about that, in the car-park.
He said "who the f*** is SurreySeagulls? He'll get a testimonial when he's brown bread"
Can you wait?

So Perry does do some work then

Plus I'll probably move quicker around the pitch when I am dead

 

[Scotty Mac]

I never really paid that much attention to TLO's posts, but that one was good.

that will probably upset him even more

 

[Al Bion]

Great lunchtime reading but I'm afraid not up there with the best all-time flounces in my opinion. I'm basing my rating on the fact the flounce occured on page 2 of a thread, so hardly a sustained dialogue before succumbing and then the flounce has so far only generated 2 pages of comments in almost 3 hours - I'll rate as a 7