terrace chants not heard since the goldstone days

[sod1]

tip toe through the north stand put your boots on,get your head kicked in ...is one i can remember

 

[SussexHoop]

'You're going in the sea, you're going in the sea'

'You'll never make the station'

and the old classic

'You're gonna get your f***ing head kicked in'

 

[Screaming J]

knees up brighton town
knees up brighton town
top of the table you must go
ee-i-ee-i-ee-i oh
if i catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
knees up knees up
don't put the breeze up
knees up Brighton Town

Oh my what a rotten song - SHIT!
what a rotten song - SHIT!
what a rotten song - SHIT!
oh my, what a rotten song
what a rotten singer too -oo - oo.

 

[pasty]

Go left go left

 

[Nemesis]

You're going home in a Sussex Ambulance.

 

[Nemesis]

Sack The Board
Sack The Board
Sack The Board

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Give us a B
B
Give us an E
E
Give us an L
L
Give us an L
L
Give us an O
O
Gives us a T
T
Give us a T
T
Give us an I
I
What's that spell?
WANKER

 

[jevs]

Old macdonald had a farm

We all agree ****** ******* is magic

 

[dougdeep]

Build a Bonfire...

 

[The Orange Seagull]

'Johnny Crumplin football genius'

 

[house your seagull]

we used to do an 'instrumental' post scoring song which would involve everybody jumping on the spot - we have a version now which we end with 'BRIGHTON!' but i preferred the old goldstone one.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

knees up brighton town
knees up brighton town
top of the table you must go
ee-i-ee-i-ee-i oh
if i catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
knees up knees up
don't put the breeze up
knees up Brighton Town

Oh my what a rotten song - SHIT!
what a rotten song - SHIT!
what a rotten song - SHIT!
oh my, what a rotten song
what a rotten singer too -oo - oo.

This was normally followed by

Kill kill kill the bill

as the police waded into the crowd to pull out the person they thought started the chant.

 

[dougdeep]

"Stewart for Scotland"

 

[MORTY]

We've got a Russian international

 

[dougdeep]

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the LORD.

 

[Gully]

PC Beard, PC Beard, PC Beard!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

you're gona get you're f***ing heads kicked in!

we'l see you all outside

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he had some pigs e i e i o with a nick nick here a nick nick there


classics

 

[Hunting 784561]

"You're going home like Sandy Richardson"

early 70's chant, based on a bloke from Crossroads who was confined to a wheelchair

 

[Leekbrookgull]

I always liked the one sung away at northern grounds back in the 80's Sign- on,sign-on for your never work again !

 

[fork me]

I always liked the one sung away at northern grounds back in the 80's Sign- on,sign-on for your never work again !

Yes, or "what's it like to have no jobs?"

I was stuck in the home end at Roker Park (at the Poly there at the time and they were the only tickets I could get) once when you sang that one. The Mak'ems went mental!