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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,379
Location Location
I touched my cats bumhole once with my finger. Its dead now (not because of my fingering though).
 








Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
19,947
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
Easy 10 said:
I touched my cats bumhole once with my finger. Its dead now (not because of my fingering though).

I was sucking the twiglet crumbs of my finger then...now i feel :sick:
 
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Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
i am not real , i am just a mind trick
 


Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,760
at home
I once nearly broke my hand when Palace scored against Liverpool in the FA Cup semi final. Wrighty I think it was scored and I leapt up screaming in delight in my front room and hit my hand on the light fitting causing much pain and anguish
 


tinx

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
9,198
Horsham Town
dave the gaffer said:
I once nearly broke my hand when Palace scored against Liverpool in the FA Cup semi final. Wrighty I think it was scored and I leapt up screaming in delight in my front room and hit my hand on the light fitting causing much pain and anguish

The most sahocking one of all cheering a place goal. Dave you should be ashamed.
 








Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,760
at home
I didn't cry, but the language was blue for a while.

Tinx...I am ashamed mate...but I really hate scousers...that is why I was so happy
 






Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
i've stuck smarties up a dogs arsehole
 




Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898
dave the gaffer said:
I once nearly broke my hand when Palace scored against Liverpool in the FA Cup semi final. Wrighty I think it was scored and I leapt up screaming in delight in my front room and hit my hand on the light fitting causing much pain and anguish


Nurse.....next ambulance to Broadmoor-see he's on it.....:jester:
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,379
Location Location
Marshy said:
I was sucking the twiglet crumbs of my finger then...now i feel :sick:
Sorry Marshy.
Forgot to add, I had a quick sniff of my finger afterwards as well. It smelt funny.
 


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