[Albion] Teenagers (Scare the living....)

[Stato]

Between 2022/23 and now teenagers have scored a total of 64 goals in the EPL and provided 40 assists.

Brighton have 24 goals and 8 assists from Buonanotte, Colwill, Enciso, Ferguson & Hinshelwood;
Man Utd have 13 goals and 8 assists from Garnacho, Mainoo and Forson;
Southampton have 6 goals and 2 assists from Alcaraz, Lavia and Dibling;
Aston Villa have 5 goals and no assists, all from Duran;
Burnley have 4 goals and 3 assists from Koleosho & Oderbert;
Leeds have 2 goals and 4 assists from Gnoto;
Newcastle have 2 goals and 4 assists from Anderson, Miley and Hall;
Liverpool have 2 goals and 2 assists from Elliott and Bajcetic;
Chelsea have 2 goals and 1 assist from Chukuemeka and Gilchrist;
Man City have 2 goals and 1 assist all from Lewis
Leicester have 1 goal and 2 assists from Buonanotte* and Kristiansen;
West Ham have 1 goal and 0 assists from Earthy;
Palace have 0 goals and 4 assists from France and Wharton;
Bournemouth have 0 goals and 1 assist from Kervez;

37.5% of teenager goals and 20% of teenager assists over the last two and a bit seasons have come from one team.

Our team.

S'alright I suppose.

* (The goal and 1 one of the assists - Brighton loanee)

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Mad! What a time to be a Brighton fan! Thank you Tony Bloom!

 

[hart's shirt]

 

[WATFORD zero]

Between 2022/23 and now teenagers have scored a total of 64 goals in the EPL and provided 40 assists.

Brighton have 24 goals and 8 assists from Buonanotte, Colwill, Enciso, Ferguson & Hinshelwood;
Man Utd have 13 goals and 8 assists from Garnacho, Mainoo and Forson;
Southampton have 6 goals and 2 assists from Alcaraz, Lavia and Dibling;
Aston Villa have 5 goals and no assists, all from Duran;
Burnley have 4 goals and 3 assists from Koleosho & Oderbert;
Leeds have 2 goals and 4 assists from Gnoto;
Newcastle have 2 goals and 4 assists from Anderson, Miley and Hall;
Liverpool have 2 goals and 2 assists from Elliott and Bajcetic;
Chelsea have 2 goals and 1 assist from Chukuemeka and Gilchrist;
Man City have 2 goals and 1 assist all from Lewis
Leicester have 1 goal and 2 assists from Buonanotte* and Kristiansen;
West Ham have 1 goal and 0 assists from Earthy;
Palace have 0 goals and 4 assists from France and Wharton;
Bournemouth have 0 goals and 1 assist from Kervez;

37.5% of teenager goals and 20% of teenager assists over the last two and a bit seasons have come from one team.

Our team.

S'alright I suppose.

* (The goal and 1 one of the assists - Brighton loanee)

When you see this, the Financials of Premier league teams, our position in the Premier league over the last couple of years, and the style of football we play, we really are watching a complete and utter f***ing miracle

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Between 2022/23 and now teenagers have scored a total of 64 goals in the EPL and provided 40 assists.

Brighton have 24 goals and 8 assists from Buonanotte, Colwill, Enciso, Ferguson & Hinshelwood;
Man Utd have 13 goals and 8 assists from Garnacho, Mainoo and Forson;
Southampton have 6 goals and 2 assists from Alcaraz, Lavia and Dibling;
Aston Villa have 5 goals and no assists, all from Duran;
Burnley have 4 goals and 3 assists from Koleosho & Oderbert;
Leeds have 2 goals and 4 assists from Gnoto;
Newcastle have 2 goals and 4 assists from Anderson, Miley and Hall;
Liverpool have 2 goals and 2 assists from Elliott and Bajcetic;
Chelsea have 2 goals and 1 assist from Chukuemeka and Gilchrist;
Man City have 2 goals and 1 assist all from Lewis
Leicester have 1 goal and 2 assists from Buonanotte* and Kristiansen;
West Ham have 1 goal and 0 assists from Earthy;
Palace have 0 goals and 4 assists from France and Wharton;
Bournemouth have 0 goals and 1 assist from Kervez;

37.5% of teenager goals and 20% of teenager assists over the last two and a bit seasons have come from one team.

Our team.

S'alright I suppose.

* (The goal and 1 one of the assists - Brighton loanee)

ohhh Stato, Stato, Stato.

It's all about the numbers with you excel types isn't it. All obscure football databases.

How about focussing on the the quality of the goals for a change?

Enciso, roofing 30 yarders against Chelsea and City
Hinsh basically recreating Shearer against Holland in Euro 96 and his CR7 impression at the weekend
Facu firing into the top corner against Palace
Evan spanking a hatrick against the Toon

Those moments is what football is all about. It's about glory. About the dreams we had as kids, being played to us in front of our eyes on a weekly basis. Not some dry spreadsheet session

 

[hart's shirt]

ohhh Stato, Stato, Stato.

It's all about the numbers with you excel types isn't it. All obscure football databases.

How about focussing on the the quality of the goals for a change?

So less Stato, more Ecstato?

 

[bhafc99]

That’s some main character skibidi toilet rizz there. No cap.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Mad! What a time to be a Brighton fan! Thank you Tony Bloom!

The trouble is we'll never win anything with kids.

 

[Stato]

The trouble is we'll never win anything with kids.

We won goal of the season:



(Is that better @Nobby Cybergoat ?)

 

[raymondo]

We won goal of the season:



(Is that better @Nobby Cybergoat ?)

Haven't watched that for a couple of weeks... blimey, how many cameras do we have in the ground

 

[WATFORD zero]

The trouble is we'll never win anything with kids.

Having been watching us for quite a while now, I think those last two words may be superfluous

 

[Motogull]

Don't show this to Hodgson. He'll shit himself and need counselling.

 

[dazzer6666]

Haven't watched that for a couple of weeks... blimey, how many cameras do we have in the ground

Think 36 is standard for a PL game

 

[dazzer6666]

Haven't watched that for a couple of weeks... blimey, how many cameras do we have in the ground

Never tire of seeing Man City fans starting to applaud before the ball even hits the net…….

 

[JetsetJimbo]

We won goal of the season:



(Is that better @Nobby Cybergoat ?)

As much as I love this goal, it's a bit sad that the all the clips of it miss out the astonishing build-up.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I’m surprised it’s taken this long, but you win nothing with kids.

 

[Anger]

That’s all well and good, but how many have scored directly from a free-kick?

 

[dazzer6666]

I’m surprised it’s taken this long, but you win nothing with kids.

#8

 

[Guinness Boy]

#8

Fixtured!