Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Please tell me that this is written in sarcasm font. That slow mo video posted above shows how innocuous it was; Hazard even seems to lift the Ball Boy up so he can get a clear toe poke on the ball, and the Swansea 'keeper doesn't seem to be overly bothered about it either.
Would the Swansea keeper get involved and risk getting sent off too? He knew immediately that once Hazard had done that, he was off and Swansea were through.
Maybe it was an exaggeration to compare it to Cantona (at least he kung-fu kicked a Palarse fan!) but Hazard lost his temper like a spoilt child. The 34million pound player who's underachieved so far on 150k a week, scoring six goals this season - most of Chelsea's defenders have more than that. A man underachieving and under pressure.