[Help] Tea leaf neighbor

[1066familyman]

I'm sure there's something you can do to their plumbing system, that'll fvck them up.
Report to the rozza's.

The Feds I think you mean. This appears to have happened in the USA.

 

[1066familyman]

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Fancy dress party?

f*** knows who you've come as.

 

[Questions]

Glasses eh? Hen party of librarians? I’m enjoying the thought

Sshhhh

 

[Perfidious Albion]

Did not the delivery driver leave a card saying which flat had taken it in for you?
If so, the normal thing is for you to call on them promptly and collect it, thanking them for their kindness.
If not, claim for non delivery.

 

[schmunk]

To get your revenge on both neighbours, the next time you need a dump, do it on your kitchen floor. Open the windows and let it simmer there for as long as it takes. Eventually the STENCH will reach them and then they'll KNOW.

 

[Echo the Seagull]

Glasses eh? Hen party of librarians? I’m enjoying the thought

 

[Bold Seagull]

Photo evidence of a parcel being delivered to them, both flats acknowledge seeing it (been 3 days but too busy to drop it around apparently).
First flat, foreign couple, can't speak much English, blaming other flat.
Second flat, middle class women that tried to find it in her flat before saying she left it by the door and it could've been her window fitter (unlikely) refused to give me his number.

It's only 12 pairs of cheap plastic hen party glasses my misses wanted for this weekend. But it's the principle!
Leave a letter saying if it isn't returned in 24hrs the police will be contacted or forget about it? What would you do?

Is it possible it's gone in the recycling as a cardboard box or something accidental before you start wading in with accusations of foul play - because why would anyone nick plastic party glasses??

 

[Eeyore]

If it's a case of 'who dunnit', I think it was the person in the 2nd flat judging by the evidence you've put forward. Turn off their water, knock on their door and ask if they've got a problem with their water (obviously pretending you have to). Ask a plumbing friend to look at it & charge them £60.
Not that I'm still really hacked off that someone along the road from me stole my Uncle Sam's last year & then flatly denied it, so I maybe being projecting my anger towards your neighbours rather than mine! And on that note I'm just going to have a little stroll along the road to check everyone's water meters are in the right place!

I would be really, really really pissed off if somebody stole my Uncle Sam's. I'm more interested in hearing about that story.

 

[Gonzo BHA]

I would err on the side of caution and burn down the entire block, including your own flat.

Yeah good plan. No need to go too overboard.

 

[sparkie]

If it's amazon then contact them on chatbot and if it's a small amount they tend to just refund you no questions asked.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Should 'of' gone to Specsavers

 

[BN9 BHA]

- because why would anyone nick plastic party glasses??

I very much doubt the packaging had “plastic party glasses” stamped all over in big f*** off lettering. I guess thieves that take parcels from doorsteps get lucky occasionally and sometimes they end up with plastic party glasses

 

[Bold Seagull]

I very much doubt the packaging had “plastic party glasses” stamped all over in big f*** off lettering. I guess thieves that take parcels from doorsteps get lucky occasionally and sometimes they end up with plastic party glasses

I would guess that thieves that take random parcels from doorsteps aren't neighbours either or photographed with the package on their doorstep. Do you have a secret life as Norman Potting?

 

[BN9 BHA]

I would guess that thieves that take random parcels from doorsteps aren't neighbours either or photographed with the package on their doorstep. Do you have a secret life as Norman Potting?

Norman Potting on Grace or on here?

 

[jcdenton08]

Flaming dog shit through the letterbox, it’s the only proportionate response.

 

[Napper]

paint stripper on the car always a good one

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I would forget about it. Sounds like a lucky escape there. The hens would only have made spectacles of themselves.

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Did they pinch the U key from your keyboard?