[News] tattoos

[Mr Bridger]

Your classic Jesus/ peter crouch tattoo for any self respecting Christian stoke fan.

 

[darkwolf666]

I didn't get my first tattoo until I was 53, I now have 3 and am booked in for my fourth next week. All my tattoos are personal - my wedding date, a section of lyrics from our wedding first dance and a tattoo of the Unique chromosome organisation.

I will be adding some James lyrics next week.

I would like to think I don't fall into the low paid, low intelligence category, which I think is a massive generalisation.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Went swimming with family at burgess hill triangle. So many fat people (& non fat) covered in bad tattoos. Loads with their kids names & d.o.b (in case they cant remember I'd guess).

Are you sure you went swimming or did you go to look at/ read other people's tattoos?

 

[BNthree]

I will be adding some James lyrics next week.

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Those who feel the breath of sadness
Sit down next to me
Those who find they're touched by madness
Sit down next to me
Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to me

By any chance??

 

[Renegade]

Tattoos are like clothes.There are certain types that suit you at a certain age however whilst you can change your clothes according to your age you can't change your Tats.Therefore one that looks cool when you are 25 will look crap when you are 50.

I don't get them.

 

[Gazz15]

I don't like tattoos at all, and on a woman they make them all look like slappers imho.

Just the way I see them, most are ugly& dull - the tattooos not the women.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Hopefully he will sign.
Will the tattoo haters like him?

 

[Gazz15]

FFS, less is more surely!

 

[graz126]

She's lovely. Would be even lovelier without the ink. At least she is a fan of The Smiths.

now ya said that I can read that tattoo. went to look again for the smiths reference

 

[darkwolf666]

Those who feel the breath of sadness
Sit down next to me
Those who find they're touched by madness
Sit down next to me
Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to me

By any chance??

Nope - couple of lines from Girl at the End of the World, which sums my life up perfectly...

"While this world can drive me fncking mad,
Just off to the side is love and laughter"

 

[The Clamp]

Those who feel the breath of sadness
Sit down next to me
Those who find they're touched by madness
Sit down next to me
Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to me

By any chance??

She only cums when she's on top.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I don't like tattoos at all, and on a woman they make them all look like slappers imho.

Just the way I see them, most are ugly& dull - the tattooos not the women.

We’ve done this before. Really?

 

[mothy]

Are you sure you went swimming or did you go to look at/ read other people's tattoos?

I have mirrored goggles

 

[The Clamp]

I've never met a bird with a tattoo that didn't also take it up the council. I'll leave y'all to decide for yourselves whether that's a good or bad thing.

 

[Gazz15]

We’ve done this before. Really?

Nice face, but one hell of an ugly body imho, why would you want to see all that shyte every time she undressed?

 

[SK1NT]

I’m going to need convincing tattoos are ugly......

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This is probably the right place to share this joke. The funniest bit is, after I read it, I spent a minute or so wondering why that hair style would be reproduced so realistically in that other place.... and then it dawned on me

A young lady was a staunch republican- you might say fanatical. So fanatical that she decided to get tattoos of prominent republicans on her inner thighs. On the left she got a portrait of Mitt Romney, and on the right, one of Joe Biden.

Some time later, she met a young chap and they hit it off. Late one evening, after a discussion of politics and a few drinks, they decided to get down to business. She lies back on the bed and spreads her legs and says “so, do you recognise these guys?”

“Well, I don’t know about those two, but the one in the middle is Donald Trump.”

 

[pearl]

This is probably the right place to share this joke. The funniest bit is, after I read it, I spent a minute or so wondering why that hair style would be reproduced so realistically in that other place.... and then it dawned on me

A young lady was a staunch republican- you might say fanatical. So fanatical that she decided to get tattoos of prominent republicans on her inner thighs. On the left she got a portrait of Mitt Romney, and on the right, one of Joe Biden.

Some time later, she met a young chap and they hit it off. Late one evening, after a discussion of politics and a few drinks, they decided to get down to business. She lies back on the bed and spreads her legs and says “so, do you recognise these guys?”

“Well, I don’t know about those two, but the one in the middle is Donald Trump.”

 

[Brok]

Nope - couple of lines from Girl at the End of the World, which sums my life up perfectly...

"While this world can drive me fncking mad,
Just off to the side is love and laughter"

I hope the tattooist is a better speller than you are.

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

We’ve done this before. Really?

But she’d be stunning without tattoos, let’s be honest.