Tammy Abraham

[Exile]

Warren operates under the Winston Churchill rule that it's "every Englishman's right to pronounce foreign words as however he pleases".

True enough. 'Tammy' and 'Timmy' are not hard though, even for Sir Warren. 'Abraham' has way more scope for Aspinalism, I'd suggest.

 

[Buzzer]

True enough. 'Tammy' and 'Timmy' are not hard though, even for Sir Warren.

You'd think that but I give you 'Tomer' as evidence to the contrary.

 

[Machiavelli]

20 pages on this nonsense rumour!

20 pages on Warren's variations on Tammy Abraham. I'm in...

... in case you hadn't guessed.

 

[Eeyore]

Silly season is back. One single entry on a rubbish Twitter transfer page and we're off.

 

[Ernest]

Not good enough for Bristol City so hardly good enough for us

 

[Machiavelli]

You'd think that but I give you 'Tomer' as evidence to the contrary.

Thomas Hemed. Every time. With the stress on the last few letters. Genius.

 

[Exile]

You'd think that but I give you 'Tomer' as evidence to the contrary.

Thomas Hemed. Every time. With the stress on the last few letters. Genius.

'Richard Gere' and 'Lionel Dunk' partnered at centre back in one game will forever be my personal highlight, I think.

 

[BBassic]

Thomas Hemed. Every time. With the stress on the last few letters. Genius.

My Dad has, on more than one occasion, referred to Hemed as "Tommy Hamas".

He could never get El-Abd right either "Al-adab"

It's a miracle he doesn't fall down more.

 

[Buzzer]

Thomas Hemed. Every time. With the stress on the last few letters. Genius.

And in case it needs saying, we all love Warren. His malapropisms are a part of his charm as is his passion for Brighton, his telling it like it is and his great rapport with Jonny Cantor.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Rumour floating round twitter that tammy abraham is going back to Chelsea who will then look to send him out to BHA would you take him

There is nothing on Twitter about this until you posted on here - and now people all over Twitter mentioning it. Show some Tweets as evidence or admit you made this up and take your ban like a man.

 

[Wellesley]

And in case it needs saying, we all love Warren. His malapropisms are a part of his charm as is his passion for Brighton, his telling it like it is and his great rapport with Jonny Cantor.

I've always said that there is NOTHING more charming than malapropisms.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Can't call him Timmy Abraham, cos that's his BROTHER (seriously - plays for Charlton).

What are the other 5 called?

 

[Machiavelli]

And in case it needs saying, we all love Warren. His malapropisms are a part of his charm as is his passion for Brighton, his telling it like it is and his great rapport with Jonny Cantor.

Precisely this. Warren's analysis is brilliant, he's one of the few commentators that actually help me understand the game better. And the combination with JC is a joy; we're very lucky to have them on a local radio station.

 

[Machiavelli]

I've always said that there is NOTHING more charming than malapropisms.

Go on. Charm us. Tell us what a malapropism is.

 

[Surport Local Team]

Good if we can get, not sure Chelsea will want us to have without assurances about starts

 

[lawros left foot]

What are the other 5 called?

The seven brothers are called
Tammy
Tommy
Timmy
Jimmy (born in Glasgow)
Jammy,(the lucky one)
Jemmy(the bad 'un)
and Clarence

 

[Buzzer]

Precisely this. Warren's analysis is brilliant, he's one of the few commentators that actually help me understand the game better. And the combination with JC is a joy; we're very lucky to have them on a local radio station.

I don't know if you've ever watched a Brighton match on Latest TV where they have Bob Booker giving the expert analysis alongside the commentator but the difference in listenability (is that a word?) is oceans apart and that's even taking into account that Booker knows the club inside out and has managed the first team.

 

[Blackadder]

I know it's only Wikipedia but.... "On 5 August 2016, Abraham signed for Championship side Bristol City on a season-long loan from parent club Chelsea, with no recall clause"

This may have been amended today of course but I don't think there is anything in this "Rumour"

 

[Machiavelli]

I don't know if you've ever watched a Brighton match on Latest TV where they have Bob Booker giving the expert analysis alongside the commentator but the difference in listenability (is that a word?) is oceans apart and that's even taking into account that Booker knows the club inside out and has managed the first team.

He's also on Seagulls Player (I think) and all three of us regard him to be simply dreadful, shocking in the listenability department.

 

[Wellesley]

Go on. Charm us. Tell us what a malapropism is.

Is it a breed of duck?