Talk about a crap night out..

[WhingForPresident]

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/laxative-drinks-warning-after-man-15808/

 

[Pavilionaire]

In my day people used to dance around a handbag.

 

[TomandJerry]

Feel sorry for the poor buggers who had to clean it up

 

[Husty]

THE Chipmunk? That's one hell of a booking.

 

[el punal]

I wonder if the club will come up with a banner with the slogan : "No shit Sherlock, haven't you got Homes to go to."

Sorry.

 

[Hiney]

Unbelievable.

I've had some crazy nights on the piss in my time, but have NEVER felt the need to have a dump on the dancefloor

Were they playing the Sophie Ellis-Bextor classic 'TURDer on the Dancefloor'?

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Man who confuse viagra with laxative....crap in bed?

 

[smeariestbat]

'Just one of those things makes my shits come out too fast' - inbetweeners

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Great comments at the bottom of the story, including...

" I was there on Saturday night, I didn't see who put it there but can tell you that this thing was a MONSTER...The thing was huge and stank like hell!!
When you gotta go, you gotta go! ".

 

[Pavilionaire]

Unbelievable.

I've had some crazy nights on the piss in my time, but have NEVER felt the need to have a dump on the dancefloor

Were they playing the Sophie Ellis-Bextor classic 'TURDer on the Dancefloor'?

No, I believe it was the Kid Creole and The Coconuts classic "Stool Pigeon"

 

[Questions]

No, I believe it was the Kid Creole and The Coconuts classic "Stool Pigeon"

Or maybe :

'It's Too Late ...... By the.......Small Faeces.

 

[The Modfather]

This is not the first time we have had to deal with something like this.

"It is one of the unfortunate things our volunteers have to deal with."

Classy gaff.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Rehearsing for his appearance on Strictly with dance partner Paula Radcliffe?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Or maybe :

'It's Too Late ...... By the.......Small Faeces.

I was thinking Danger Zone by Kenny Log-gins.

 

[hoveboyslim]

He wasn't at the Amex on 13th May last year, by any chance?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Until the end of his life, people will be reminding him of that time back in 2014 when he curled out a tusk in the middle of a dancefloor in Maidstone.

What a cross to bear.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I believe the DJ was playing a remix of Sir Elton's 'Saturday Night's Alright (For Shiteing)'

 

[Hiney]

Saturday Shite Fever

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Poops Upside Your Head

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Bananarama- Love In The Turd Degree.