Newquay vs some Scottish third division side (Elgin city??) on preseason tour. Attendance was under 100 and included myself and around 10 mates who were on holiday at Hollywell bay. Game finished a dull 0-0 and I suspect if they were still playing now neither side would score.
We saw Banjul Police Department play against a team from one of the hotels (Gambia) in their annual equivalent of the FA Cup, this was in 1994ish. They played all the knockout matches on sand/dirt pitches, most of the players in bare feet, then the final was played at the national stadium, on grass.
2 more classic's going back in my Programmes and Team Sheets .Pontypridd v Wales 1996 including Big Nev ,Saunders Hughes Horne and a few others and Shanklin v Wimbledon and Mr Jones got sent off for headbutting.