Tabloid headlines tomorrow?

[Driver8]

f*** Off England

 

[Guy Fawkes]

It wasn't even Klose (with a picture of the Lampard effort behind the goal line)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A bog standard End Of The World or a slightly cleverer Rout Of Africa

 

[chesneyhawkes]

All time Loew. (Or however you spell it)

 

[JP20]

"down und kraut"

 

[Everest]

It's a Stupid Sport Anyway

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Out Of Africa, surely?

Or Rout, as above, or Kraut, or.....ooooh, we haven't had a vegetable-related manager slating lately have we....




.....a green leafy faced Capello under the headline

SPROUT OF AFRICA

 

[Lady Whistledown]

They Think It's All Ozil...It Is Now

 

[Taybha]

Yobs set fire to 2 sheep

 

[Guy Fawkes]

ooooh, we haven't had a vegetable-related manager slating lately have we....




.....a green leafy faced Capello under the headline

SPROUT OF AFRICA

...

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Blattered - Lack of goal line technology costs England dear.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

SUN exclusive ! 'Ich bin Berliner'

 

[Lady Whistledown]

...

It looks more like a cabbage but that's sort of what I had in mind

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Looks like the ol' Currant Bun's already got their headlines sorted:-

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

 

[The Spanish]

- We Will Slag Them Off For Five Minutes And Then Blow Sunshine Out Their Arses For The Next Two Years Perpeptuating The Cycle Of Bullshit And You Mugs Will Continue To Buy Our Papers And TV Channels That Got Us To This Point

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Alot in what you say Spanish.

 

[SNOOBS]

MULLERED!!

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[Acker79]

On line the sun currently has:

"Franks for nothing"
"Fabio No Go" (not quitting)
"They Think it's Four Over"

The Mirror has
"Muller-ed"

Daily Star has
"England Get Mullered"

Express
"Woeful England Mullared by Germany"

 

[Gwylan]

Dunno about the UK, but the German equivalent of The Sun (if there is such a thing) surely cannot avoid some kind of 1966 retribution headline?

The main headline on Das Bild is "Thanks lads, that was unbelievable" but the second story does have the 'goal' under a headline "Revenge for Wembley"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The main headline on Das Bild is "Thanks lads, that was unbelievable" but the second story does have the 'goal' under a headline "Revenge for Wembley"

I guess they will be asking the same question, did the ball actually cross the line ?