Swimming in the sea

[Dick Knights Mumm]

topless blondes and ice-cream .................. sounds tough.

 

[Frutos]

God, I can bet you a Palace fan will not agree with you.

Why would a Palace fan have any particular opinion on seaweed one way or the other?

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Yep, came down for a few hours on Lancing beach yesterday, to try to wash the England result away (even if it was evidently with faecal waste, according to some).

Sea beats pool every time.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

How do you have sex with a fat woman?

Slap her on the leg and ride the next wave in




(Oops did I just say that?)

Or, roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

 

[Beach Hut]

Yep been in several times this year - superb yesterday

 

[Caveman]

Or, roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

Or, I rolled off her and burnt my arse on the light bulb.

 

[Brixtaan]

First tentative dip this year at Hernia Bay,albeit brown with things floating.

 

[dougdeep]

First tentative dip this year at Hernia Bay,albeit brown with things floating.

Just going through the motions then?

Coat!

 

[Marc]

I had a dip off shoreham beach yesterday, plenty of TITTY action too

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i dont swim in the sea






fish f*** in it

 

[sir danny cullip]

Went to Shoreham yesterday, very pleasant indeed.

 

[empire]

lancing again tonight,very cooling after 12 hours in a very hot kitchen,wasnt below 100d

 

[Caveman]

lancing again tonight,very cooling after 12 hours in a very hot kitchen,wasnt below 100d

Well, if you cant handle the heat..

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'm old skool Brighton in that I can remember when Southern Water used to just pump B&H's raw sewage quarter of a mile out to sea and hope for the best. Like, y'know, tides were a figment of the imagination, like God or the Tooth Fairy.

Just say no kidz

 

[Gully]

Went for a swim on the way home from work, alas it was in an indoor pool, think my nearest beach must be Weston-super-Mud, can't be bothered to drive all the way there for the bracing waters of the Bristol Channel, as when the sea is out you need to walk half way to Wales to dip your toe.